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SPACE IS FAKE

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she look like a muhfukin UUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Woody Harrelson!
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Lord Poison

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thanks breh... i'm bout to rep you right back

been sweet talking this black girl all week.... she just asked me what i'm doing

i said.... no homo.... "laying around the house half naked watching a movie.. wanna join me"

her response "damn i wanna see.. i'll be off work at 5"



maaaaaaaaaaan i wasted a week hearing about her girls wedding plans, how she likes to travel, and a bunch of other nonsense... i could have skipped right to the sexual innuendo and invites to the crib

Since you apparently didn't get the memo, lemme put you on some quick game: If you're texting or messaging a girl you want to fukk, start gradually dropping sexual innuendos into the conversations. If she's feeling you she'll either reciprocate or playfully try to brush it off (obviously just keep at it until she gives in). Can't be making rookie mistakes like wasting an entire week texting about bullshyt without making a move.
 
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