Allergic2Latex
I Got Juice
Nah what's pathetic is if OP really does have a wifey and is making threads like this coupled with that garbage, cliche, and unoriginal pickup line
I actually wasn't fukking with tinder lol
Got a notification that I had a new match and remembered all girls were moving back
My girl treats me proper

post more of the pickup lines you have used
I don't really use tinder like that
Back in BBM days...

My body count at 81 now

I learned the best pickup line from my father.. And I have thrown my own spin on it
fukks with their mind
"If you got me drunk & played your cards right.. You could have ya way with me"
In they mind, they like

Then they want to hangout with you sober and prove they can get you
Personal favorite is calling a girl a starfish (Girl who lays there in bed and doesn't do shyt while smash)
They wanna prove they can blow ya damn mind
