Send his ass to Steve Wilkos
*Josh sits*
Steve: “First of all, I’m gonna need you to stand up. Bum prospects don’t get to take a seat on my stage....”
Crowd: Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve
Steve: “......and don’t speak either. I’m just going to get straight to the point. You’re smoking weed, yeah whatever no big deal right. No....you were smoking weed....in the presence of your child.....”
*Crowd ooooohs*
“The child’s mother is old enough to be your aunt or something. Things of course haven’t been working out.....but I bet you feel like a real man huh? 22 years old right? Making millions so you got it aaaallll figured out? World at your fingertips. Why not just risk getting an infant high. Who cares anyway, you’ve got millions of dollars.........WELL I DONT THINK SO!!!”
Crowd: STEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!
Steve: “You’re in a privileged position, sure you play for The Suns but you’re still making millions. And what do you do? YOU DECIDE TO SMOKE WEED IN FRONT OF YOUR INFANT DAUGHTER?! WHAT KINDA FATHER ARE YOU?!”
Crowd: Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve
Steve: WEED IN FRONT OF YOUR DAUGHTER AND YOU ONLY AVERAGED 12 POINTS FOR THE SEASON?!”
*throws chair*
Steve: “DONT BLAME THE SUNS BEING A TRASH FRANCHISE FOR YOU BEING A TRASH FATHER AND DECISION MAKER!!!! YOU MAKE ME SICK, NOW GET THE HELL OFF MY STAGE!!!!!!” :mjfukno:
Crowd: STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!