One of these chicks at my job looks just like every bad ass thick older kingpin mexican drug lord wife...
Lower body built like a triple crown winning thoroughbred
I fine myself hating her husband cause I don't give a fukk if he cured world hunger AND convinced Kawhi leonard to come back to the spurs on a league minimum salary...he don't deserve all that
That was like literally the first thought i had when i saw her in the office...no one man could ever be worthy of a woman shaped like this
She got a pretty face but she got one of them bodies that you don't even care to look at from the chest up...cause everything else is so
you don't even give a fukk...I'd be 30 minutes into smashing and on my second nut before I even realized its magilla gorilla head attached to her body...
Not to derail the thread but when i was younger i was smashing this one chick who had like a resident evil tyrant open heart birthmark on her neck
...i smashed this chick for WEEKS before my homeboy pointed it out to me one time and I was like how in the fukk I didn't see this I know the difference between every little individual bump on her areola's but didn't notice the throbbing umbrella g virus oozing out her neck...i am sure i have kissed her right there multiple times...
Went and got my physical later that year told my doctor "say breh i was smashing a chick with a CRAZY ass birthmark you need to check me for diseases and shyt you might not even know exist yet...like whatever you studying as a new disease in your doctors meetings check me for that right now aint no way her neck could look like that and NOT have something...i already shytted in this bag take that shyt to the lab to"