Phil's Drunk Messin' With The Association Save Again: Knicks 2015-2016 Tryout / Off Season Thread

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What's up knickas.

The season is upon us, knickstape is here. Before we get into this shyt, let's gets a few things clear. Players with no relations. There's seven degrees of separation and Phil is Kevin Bacon... he is the murderous version. Knickstape the shyt, even when we type in third person. Fisher da gawd, he should be coaching with a turban. Hater's can't disturb him, waiters can't serve him. Melo the Mike Jordan of his time, outside/inside jay is working. Now watch how quickly he drops 50. :salute:
 
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The reason they at West Point is so there won't be no Cameras so Phil can run these practices

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2 Plates brehs...

You're asking yourself, what does DPres mean by that. But if you look at your seat, at the table, after last season, we were wrongly left without much more than a small piece of stale bread & cloudy faucet water. As you swallow your saliva, looking at your meal with rumblings & pains from an empty stomach...you realize... You're been mistreated. You look to your right, and just beyond your shoulder, you see visions of the sacrifice of time, tears & Coli arguments you gave, as it was your honor as a KnicksFam. And this...this is all that has been given in repayment? Be angry, brehs.

Nevertheless, do not look for a torch to burn the house down. No. You must also remember who rescued this house...and you. The Zen Master. And he recognizes your plight, he recognizes your hunger, and he wants to feed you. He's sent the old chef Woodson to the gallows & has had foolish King Dolan escorted to the Brothels to distract him. Based Phil is at the helm, brehs. And the Precious, the Chip...the THRONE will be his.

And this is what we deserve. So now is a new season, which means a new table & we are all still hungry. We are in dire need of nourishment. So for the 2014-2015 season brehs...do not be content with one plate. DEMAND 2 PLATES.

Let's fukking EAT. Knicks...BULLY!!!!!


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2 Plates brehs...

You're asking yourself, what does DPres mean by that. But if you look at your seat, at the table, after last season, we were wrongly left without much more than a small piece of stale bread & cloudy faucet water. As you swallow your saliva, looking at your meal with rumblings & pains from an empty stomach...you realize... You're been mistreated. You look to your right, and just beyond your shoulder, you see visions of the sacrifice of time, tears & Coli arguments you gave, as it was your honor as a KnicksFam. And this...this is all that has been given in repayment? Be angry, brehs.

Nevertheless, do not look for a torch to burn the house down. No. You must also remember you rescued this house...and you. The Zen Master. And he recognizes your plight, he recognizes your hunger, and he wants to feed you. He's sent the old chef Woodson to the gallows & has had foolish King Dolan escorts to the Brothels to distract him. Based Phil is at the helm, brehs. And the Precious, the Chip...the THRONE will be his.

And this is what we deserve. So now is a new season, which means a new table & we are all still hungry. We are in dire need of nourishment. So for the 2014-2015 season brehs...do not be contenct with one plate. DEMAND 2 PLATES.

Let's fukking EAT. Knicks...BULLY!!!!!


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That putback was vicious.... :damn:
 
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