Pete Prisco: "I'd Twist Marshawn Lynch's Weiner Like A Pretzel"

[Absolut]

a guy with the name "bone bender" should be an advocate of these actions

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Not shocking at all

 

[obarth]

Breh I don't even think I could twist dough into a pretzel, let alone imagine twisting a nikka's dikk into one. Da fukk?

All necessary pauses and no homos

 

[concise]

...Pete Prisco's self-important columns were the reason I stopped checking out CBS' sportsline page years ago. Had no idea he was still around.

 

[BXKingPin82]

but its all fun and games twistin mens meats to some of you muthafukkas aint it?

 

[DaPresident]

Left foot in Lynchs stall...

 

[pickles]

What in wild mango hell?

White guys are inherently homosexual until proven otherwise.:aidisgust:

I bet he won't say that to Marshawn's face though.

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

I'll bet money this cac participates in cuckold sessions.

 

[HARLEM AL]

fakkit cac projecting his gay fantasies because marshawn doesn't want to talk to the media

is it really that serious?

I died

 

[Capitol]

Expose yourself and your homoerotic fantasies on twitter brehs

 

[NY's #1 Draft Pick]

Thought this was a @BuddyOmar thread

 

[Joe Sixpack]

Pete Prisco is the worst

Can't stand this hack

 

[Taadow]

...as Mango as that scenario would be...


...YOU'D HAVE TO TACKLE HIM FIRST, FAQQOTS!!
Y'ALL CAN'T STOP HIM!

BEAST MODE ALL DAY ON YO' HOE ASSES! LOCK DA DO'!

 

[BXKingPin82]

I'll bet money this cac participates in cuckold sessions.

WHOA!!!!

 

[Leonard Washington]