I know some people who can turn into cats so that they get taken in by a family only to turn back human late at night and rob them
Believe me or not
Believe me or not

And it takes a delusional kind of cat owner to think that fluffy isn't rubbing his balls on your shirts and counters. Cat got you so "p*ssy" whipped he got ya'll pretending like ya house and clothing doesn't smell like his ass juice. #Meow
REAL TALK, THE FIRST THING PEOPLE SAY WHEN THEY WALK IN MY CRIB = “DAMN IT SMELLS GOOD IN HERE”
I MAKE IT A POINT TO KEEP MY CRIB CLEAN AND MAINTAINED PROPERLY. I LEARNED THAT FROM MY CAT.
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oh I see. You're just nastier than the cat that's why you don't think the cat is gross. Makes so much since now.
:picardheh:And it takes a delusional kind of cat owner to think that fluffy isn't rubbing his balls on your shirts and counters. Cat got you so "p*ssy" whipped he got ya'll pretending like ya house and clothing doesn't smell like his ass juice. #Meow
Blackpearl in here cutting up![]()
SHE GOT MULTIPLE DOGS LOL