Maaaaaaaaan... Y'all don't even know, 'cause Indian food in America is so trash.
I haven't found one Indian restaurant in America that makes me
This Indian dude who ubered me to the bus station said there's a good spot out here, though, but I haven't tried it yet. For the life of me I cannot figure why these motherfukkers in America universally serve the flat, round Pakistani naan, rather than the North India version. Look at this...
...compared to what they be making in America...
And in America, they cut up garlic and just throw it on the bread here. WTF