Open question for the ladies about when you go to bars and clubs...
- Thread starter Zapp Brannigan
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You tried to make it seem so simple a few minutes ago only to find out that I gotta tap dance, juggle and show my dikk for a shot of liquor
You are trying to make it more than what it is. If you cool peeps then it might go down. If you're a lame then no. You're being too serious with it. I've had guys buy me drinks, share their bottles or give me a bottle and roll out like it's nothing. I really don't see what's the big deal.
I'm just shootin' the shyt outchea, I'm not being serious
Still wouldn't buy random broads drinks tho
It's good. No harm. No foul. Do you.
innocentdevil
:whoo:
Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus
Apparently.
And according to the answers from the ladies ITT, I was in my right mind to say no. 
I dunno, it's easy to say no and all, but it's still a little insulting to just ask someone for free stuff like that if you're not friends with them or dating.
KinksandCoils
African American Queen
No .im not a big fan of alcohol. I don't stay on random nikkas dikk and that's rude.
Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus
The God Poster
LWO representa
Only one way to prove it
I feel dumb for asking this, but I just wanted to check: Do you ever go up and ask a guy to order you a drink because you honestly wanted to talk to him and couldn't think of another line?
I always get a little offended when girls do this and I'm not their friend and/or not hooking up with them because I assume that they're just using me to get free booze.
I mean, if we're friends, have been having good chemistry the whole night, or if we're hooking up, I have no problem with it, but you get where I'm going with this.
Do you ever use, "Do you wanna buy me a drink?" as an opening line?
Be a ol' sucka looking ass boy brehs.
Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus
"Broad" said, "But we're strippers..." 
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Emperor Sol
Knowledge and Wisdom
I remember this girl asked me if I wanted to do her homework for her.I got up and punched her in her shyt. Don't try me like that dawg.
Story could've been much better without the ducktales
