Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus
*kanyeshrug* I mean...we talk to people who look like they want to have fun. Fun people buy drinks.
Are you no fun?*kanyeshrug* I mean...we talk to people who look like they want to have fun. Fun people buy drinks.
Are you no fun?The girls know better than to ask me that cause usually I'm the only nikka in the club drinking PBR out a can.
I've been drinking craft beers this whole time like a sucker! 
Would you buy me a drink for fun?![]()
Are you no fun?
I've done it. My friend and I do it all the time. But we're strippers and we can't help ourselves. It's the only way to party...FREE! We don't ask directly though. That's tacky. We just start talking and flirting and the guy will then usually offer.

Are ya'll really that bother by buying drinks?
Nah babe I am a woman through and through

Yeah okay man --- err I mean ma...
![]()
Get it how you live![]()
On....?![]()
Lol I do drink them as well, come on I'm from portland; but there's a time and place for everything and when I'm in a trashy ass club why should I even pretend like it matters what I get fukked up on, as long as I'm fukked up then I'm good. And $8 for a shot of Hennessy when I can buy a bottle for around $40I've been drinking craft beers this whole time like a sucker!
![]()
I can't even fukking enjoy a drink at a club, loud music blasting, bytches choosing, if I'm going to sip some hen then I wanna be relaxed, not annoyed.Aye, so wait, was @MikeBrownsJob a man or a woman?
Are you cool, fun, funny or interesting?


nikkas gotta do questionnaires to get a drink tho?![]()
First?
It's call interaction. If you're a lame then NO DRINK FOR YOU! hahahaha
![]()
You tried to make it seem so simple a few minutes ago only to find out that I gotta tap dance, juggle and show my dikk for a shot of liquor 