One on one, is anything fukking with an elephant?

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[OneManGang]

I had no idea Elephants were built like that.

You're telling me should an anaconda wrap itself around the neck of an elephant it couldn't kill it? I didn't say eat it too dumbass.

No...this is about as likely as an earthworm strangling a small child around the neck.

 

[UltimateSource]

No...this is about as likely as an earthworm strangling a small child around the neck.

Retarded comparison. Anacondas routinely reach up to 30ft in length. A fukking elephants neck is no where near 30 ft in diameter. The elephant has no defense once in its grips. No claws, no opposable thumbs....what could it use to remove it? Nothing and with the psi of an anaconda grip it would be dead very fast.

 

[L&HH]

In India they take tourists on tours riding on elephants right up to tigers, because tigers won't mess with them at all.

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

Human beings can kill every elephant on this planet

 

[Tommy Sheppard]

Giraffe maybe, they have horns on top of theird head and they can generate a ton of power by swinging that shyt like a crane

please tell me your a female

 

[Collateral]

Aw hell nah

 

[Professor Emeritus]

I had no idea Elephants were built like that.

You're telling me should an anaconda wrap itself around the neck of an elephant it couldn't kill it? I didn't say eat it too dumbass.

Think about it this way.

First off, no anacondas don't get no 30' routinely. They don't even get no 20 foot long routinely. There has NEVER been a 30' anaconda or something even close to that ever found. The largest one with a serious report is 25 feet, but I don't think there's a well-documented one over 20 feet.

This has a 17-foot long anaconda as the longest ever being officially, verifiably found and measured.

The world's longest snake snake has just been discovered - and it's a MONSTER


Everyone once in a while someone makes a random story about a 30 foot anaconda, but they always turn out to be fake stories based on photoshop or really bad perspective. There was a freaking zoo in Indonesia that claimed they had a 45-foot python for the longest....when they measured it, it turned out to only be 22 feet long, and they claimed it had "shrunk".



If you have a HUGE, 20-foot long anaconda, then maybe it's weighing 300 pounds or so.

An elephant goes 10,000 pounds. So the elephant is 30 times bigger than the anaconda.


Imagine a 6-pound snake trying to choke out a 180-pound man. I've handled snakes twice that big before, and it wouldn't have a CHANCE against a man. You have to be talking 20-30 pounds before you're even slightly worried about what the snake might do.

And then consider that men are weak as hell, even pound-for-pound compared to elephants. Elephants are pure, thick muscle with giant necks. Humans are skinny and relatively weak compared to any animal.

You aren't talking about a snake wrapping itself once around and doing anything. No snake has ever killed anything if it was only big enough to wrap around once. That anaconda would need to wrap around the elephant's neck at least 3 times (not counting the snake's head or tail either), and even then it wouldn't be strong enough to actually constrict the elephant to death.


The biggest anacondas, those 20+ foot, 250+ pound beasts, ain't messing with no animal over 500 pounds or so. If you find yourself a 50 foot long, 3,000 pound anaconda, maybe then you can think about what it might do to an elephant.

 

[UltimateSource]

Think about it this way.

First off, no anacondas don't get no 30' routinely. They don't even get no 20 foot long routinely. There has NEVER been a 30' anaconda or something even close to that ever found. The largest one with a serious report is 25 feet, but I don't think there's a well-documented one over 20 feet.

This has a 17-foot long anaconda as the longest ever being officially, verifiably found and measured.

The world's longest snake snake has just been discovered - and it's a MONSTER


Everyone once in a while someone makes a random-ass story about a 30 foot anaconda, but they always turn out to be fake stories based on photoshop or really bad perspective. There was a freaking zoo in Indonesia that claimed they had a 45-foot python for the longest....when it dies and they measured it, it turned out to only be 22 feet long, and they claimed it had "shrunk".



If you have a HUGE, 20-foot long anaconda, then maybe it's weighing 300 pounds or so.

An elephant goes 10,000 pounds. So the elephant is 30 times bigger than the anaconda.


Imagine a 6-pound snake trying to choke out a 180-pound man. I've handled snakes twice that big before, and it wouldn't have a CHANCE against a man. You have to be talking 20-30 pounds before you're even slightly worried about what the snake might do.

And then consider that men are weak as hell, even pound-for-pound compared to elephants. Elephants are pure, thick muscle with giant necks. Humans are skinny and relatively weak compared to any animal.

You aren't talking about a snake wrapping itself once around and doing anything. No snake has ever killed anything if it was only big enough to wrap around once. That anaconda would need to wrap around the elephant's neck at least 3 times (not counting the snake's head or tail either), and even then it wouldn't be strong enough to actually constrict the elephant to death.


The biggest anacondas, those 20+ foot, 250+ pound beasts, ain't messing with no animal over 500 pounds or so. If you find yourself a 50 foot long, 3,000 pound anaconda, maybe then you can think about what it might do to an elephant.

Maybe. But that elephant would have to wear that anaconda like a tight ass herronbone for life because it still has no defense to remove it.

 

[Vinny Lupton]

Think about it this way.

First off, no anacondas don't get no 30' routinely. They don't even get no 20 foot long routinely. There has NEVER been a 30' anaconda or something even close to that ever found. The largest one with a serious report is 25 feet, but I don't think there's a well-documented one over 20 feet.

This has a 17-foot long anaconda as the longest ever being officially, verifiably found and measured.

The world's longest snake snake has just been discovered - and it's a MONSTER


Everyone once in a while someone makes a random-ass story about a 30 foot anaconda, but they always turn out to be fake stories based on photoshop or really bad perspective. There was a freaking zoo in Indonesia that claimed they had a 45-foot python for the longest....when it dies and they measured it, it turned out to only be 22 feet long, and they claimed it had "shrunk".



If you have a HUGE, 20-foot long anaconda, then maybe it's weighing 300 pounds or so.

An elephant goes 10,000 pounds. So the elephant is 30 times bigger than the anaconda.


Imagine a 6-pound snake trying to choke out a 180-pound man. I've handled snakes twice that big before, and it wouldn't have a CHANCE against a man. You have to be talking 20-30 pounds before you're even slightly worried about what the snake might do.

And then consider that men are weak as hell, even pound-for-pound compared to elephants. Elephants are pure, thick muscle with giant necks. Humans are skinny and relatively weak compared to any animal.

You aren't talking about a snake wrapping itself once around and doing anything. No snake has ever killed anything if it was only big enough to wrap around once. That anaconda would need to wrap around the elephant's neck at least 3 times (not counting the snake's head or tail either), and even then it wouldn't be strong enough to actually constrict the elephant to death.


The biggest anacondas, those 20+ foot, 250+ pound beasts, ain't messing with no animal over 500 pounds or so. If you find yourself a 50 foot long, 3,000 pound anaconda, maybe then you can think about what it might do to an elephant.

#AnacondaSet your L is ready
Anybody else wanna get served? Do not bark up that tree, that tree will fall on you

 

[UltimateSource]

Just because an elephant weighs 10000 doesn't mean I need 10000lbs of pressure to choke it out.


Could a 90 lb Becky garrot an 800lb Big Punn? Of course she could.

 

[Dontay Flaco]

If I see a germ on the street I'm gonna slap the shyt out of him

 

[detroitwalt]

Think about it this way.

First off, no anacondas don't get no 30' routinely. They don't even get no 20 foot long routinely. There has NEVER been a 30' anaconda or something even close to that ever found. The largest one with a serious report is 25 feet, but I don't think there's a well-documented one over 20 feet.

This has a 17-foot long anaconda as the longest ever being officially, verifiably found and measured.

The world's longest snake snake has just been discovered - and it's a MONSTER


Everyone once in a while someone makes a random-ass story about a 30 foot anaconda, but they always turn out to be fake stories based on photoshop or really bad perspective. There was a freaking zoo in Indonesia that claimed they had a 45-foot python for the longest....when it dies and they measured it, it turned out to only be 22 feet long, and they claimed it had "shrunk".



If you have a HUGE, 20-foot long anaconda, then maybe it's weighing 300 pounds or so.

An elephant goes 10,000 pounds. So the elephant is 30 times bigger than the anaconda.


Imagine a 6-pound snake trying to choke out a 180-pound man. I've handled snakes twice that big before, and it wouldn't have a CHANCE against a man. You have to be talking 20-30 pounds before you're even slightly worried about what the snake might do.

And then consider that men are weak as hell, even pound-for-pound compared to elephants. Elephants are pure, thick muscle with giant necks. Humans are skinny and relatively weak compared to any animal.

You aren't talking about a snake wrapping itself once around and doing anything. No snake has ever killed anything if it was only big enough to wrap around once. That anaconda would need to wrap around the elephant's neck at least 3 times (not counting the snake's head or tail either), and even then it wouldn't be strong enough to actually constrict the elephant to death.


The biggest anacondas, those 20+ foot, 250+ pound beasts, ain't messing with no animal over 500 pounds or so. If you find yourself a 50 foot long, 3,000 pound anaconda, maybe then you can think about what it might do to an elephant.

I don't believe an anaconda is seeing an elephant but I'll take the word of Nat Geo over the Daily fukking Mirror

Green anacondas can grow to more than 29 feet (8.8 meters), weigh more than 550 pounds (227 kilograms), and measure more than 12 inches (30 centimeters) in diameter. Females are significantly larger than males. Other anaconda species, all from South America and all smaller than the green anaconda, are the yellow, dark-spotted, and Bolivian varieties.

Green Anacondas, Green Anaconda Pictures, Green Anaconda Facts - National Geographic

 

[GreenGhxst]

please tell me your a female

What does gender have to do with this shyt? No, I'm not a female, I'm sharing my thoughts just like the rest of the motherfukkers in here.

 

[joeychizzle]

A hippo or rhino could potentially injure the legs enough via blunt force to force the elephant to kneel or fall over, but even then it would have to avoid the tusks, and even if it did, it would be very difficult to stomp an elephant out.

Snake venom is crazy potent but elephant skin is mad tough so I don't think it'll work.

Lions ain't shyt one on one vs the elephant, the elephant would just kick it or fukk it up with the trunk.