one of my neighbors has this car alarm and i want him to DIE

[boogers]

man i cant handle much more of this lol

dude has one of the most obnoxious car alarms in history. his alarm is VERY similar to this one and it goes off any time a pin drops



its bad enough that it regularly goes off at 2-3 AM, but it also wakes up every member of #droolset in the building so they start barking and howling and growling and its just MISERABLE

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

Do this

 

[ba'al]

I would record his alarm and make a beat out of it. Then play it on my speakers. Might even record a rap over it.
Have the hook go something like

Your car alarm loud as hell, turn it down before I unload these shells.
I'm not LL Cool J but I will ring the bell, have you singing hello from the otherside like Adele.
Your car alarm loud as hell, turn it down before I unload these shells.
I'm not LL Cool J but I will ring the bell, have you singing hello from the otherside like adele.

Bridge
Fix yo alarm! Fix yo alarm! Fix yo alarm! Before I break ya arm!
Fix yo alarm! Fix yo alarm! Fix yo alarm! Before I break ya arm!

 

[boogers]

I would record his alarm and make a beat out of it. Then play it on my speakers. Might even record a rap over it.
Have the hook go something like

Your car alarm loud as hell, turn it down before I unload these shells.
I'm not LL Cool J but I will ring the bell, have you singing hello from the otherside like Adele.
Your car alarm loud as hell, turn it down before I unload these shells.
I'm not LL Cool J but I will ring the bell, have you singing hello from the otherside like adele.

Bridge
Fix yo alarm! Fix yo alarm! Fix yo alarm! Before I break ya arm!
Fix yo alarm! Fix yo alarm! Fix yo alarm! Before I break ya arm!

that car alarm beat has no business being that good

 

[General Mills]

I would record his alarm and make a beat out of it. Then play it on my speakers. Might even record a rap over it.
Have the hook go something like

Your car alarm loud as hell, turn it down before I unload these shells.
I'm not LL Cool J but I will ring the bell, have you singing hello from the otherside like Adele.
Your car alarm loud as hell, turn it down before I unload these shells.
I'm not LL Cool J but I will ring the bell, have you singing hello from the otherside like adele.

Bridge
Fix yo alarm! Fix yo alarm! Fix yo alarm! Before I break ya arm!
Fix yo alarm! Fix yo alarm! Fix yo alarm! Before I break ya arm!

That beat slaps tho

 

[Buddy]

You got a pocketknife?
Slash his tires The muhfukka will catch on quick and realize replacing the alarm is way quicker than replacing tires.

 

[ba'al]

that car alarm beat has no business being that good

That beat slaps tho

Yeah these kids are getting creative. I remember making beats on the school desk now they taking everyday sounds and turning them into bangers.

Saw one video where dude remixed a pencil being sharpened video got over a million views.

 

[boogers]

Yeah these kids are getting creative. I remember making beats on the school desk now they taking everyday sounds and turning them into bangers.

yeah....

they can go too far sometimes tho

 

[General Mills]

yeah....

they can go too far sometimes tho

 

[ba'al]

yeah....

they can go too far sometimes tho

Hilarious.

With that said your got a lot of options when it comes to your neighbor and his loud ass car.

 

[boogers]

Hilarious.

With that said your got a lot of options when it comes to your neighbor and his loud ass car.

i thought it might be funny to fukk with him. i got some printer paper, a glue stick, and some magazines. i was gonna cut out some letters and make a note.

if its funny enough ill do it. what should it say?

 

[Fanservice]

 

[RageKage]

You are looking at it wrong, maybe u should help your neighbor protect his car with surrounding it with some of the safety caltrops.

 

[boogers]

You got a pocketknife?
Slash his tires The muhfukka will catch on quick and realize replacing the alarm is way quicker than replacing tires.

You are looking at it wrong, maybe u should help your neighbor protect his car with surrounding it with some of the safety caltrops.

fukking with another mans ride is coward shyt. im not a big tough guy but i wouldnt do something like that

if its who i think it is, he has another ride thats pretty obnoxious. it doesnt have a muffler and its loud as hell.

man its just the chain reaction it sets off. once those mutts start howling and barking even my cats start losing it

 

[Fill Collins]

hire @Canada Goose to shyt on his car every day