One more Chip, still 5 rings: Official 49ers 2016 Offseason Thread

[1ncognegro]

I'm just chilling and watching this unfold. This is the game. Everything that's being said on twitter and on TV regarding Kap is all a game. It's who blinks first. I'm pretty sure Baalke has said what he wants for Kap privately to whoever is interested and just letting the rest play out. His QB wants out. He let's everyone know he's available We don't know what the value is to him. He don't like what he hears whatever I'll keep him and let Chip coach him up and start the season.

 

[1ncognegro]

Also Kap gotta own up to some shyt. He lost the lockeroom when he fukk Aldon's bytch. Boone called him a bytch. Crabtree called him garbage. When nikkas asked Brandon Marshall if he'd take Kap he was like hell no. The kid gotta get back on track. He don't have the look he had a couple years ago. He's not having fun because of all the bullshyt and his game has suffered. He has it. We all seen it. He destroyed GB....TWICE. One in they house in the cold. He was actually giving Seattle problems when they were dominant. 1 yard from a SB win. I wanna see if Chip can get him back to that.

 

[FaTaL]

Also Kap gotta own up to some shyt. He lost the lockeroom when he fukk Aldon's bytch. Boone called him a bytch. Crabtree called him garbage. When nikkas asked Brandon Marshall if he'd take Kap he was like hell no. The kid gotta get back on track. He don't have the look he had a couple years ago. He's not having fun because of all the bullshyt and his game has suffered. He has it. We all seen it. He destroyed GB....TWICE. One in they house in the cold. He was actually giving Seattle problems when they were dominant. 1 yard from a SB win. I wanna see if Chip can get him back to that.

Who cares about aldon, he's a fool and lost her like he's lost his career.

Marshall isn't he facing some sort of domestic trial?

Dudes calling him out have their own issues

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

. I wanna see if Chip can get him back to that.

Same here, this just ain't the draft to move on...let's see where he's at (altho with this fukkery I'm not expecting much) and move on in 2017.

 

[1ncognegro]

Who cares about aldon, he's a fool and lost her like he's lost his career.

Marshall isn't he facing some sort of domestic trial?

Dudes calling him out have their own issues

It matters because you can't be fukking with a nikkas bytch if y'all in the same damn locker room B. When Brandon Marshall would rather play with Fitzpatrick than you it's a problem. It's not about calling him out. You think these dude don't talk around the league.

 

[FaTaL]

It matters because you can't be fukking with a nikkas bytch if y'all in the same damn locker room B. When Brandon Marshall would rather play with Fitzpatrick than you it's a problem. It's not about calling him out. You think these dude don't talk around the league.

Kaep and Marshall don't know each other

How you expect a guy to throw his own qb under the bus?


All these guys are sharing girls, it's not a issue in a locker room

 

[JLova]

Be Marsh is going to pine for his QB obviously. What he said is irrelevant.

As far as fukking Aldon's girl? They had been broken up and he was with someone else and had a kid with her. What's the problem here? fukking a dude ex divides a locker room? Well that locker room is soft as fukk. But team lost a lot of leaders so I guess it makes sense.

I'll wait for Quan to say something. Everyone else is a bunch of pussies.

 

[Big Dick]

Damn brehs been checking this thread day after day waiting for some good news. No chance Jed York choked to death on a rotten old man dikk he was sucking and died? Something like that? A nice feel good story to bring a ray of hope to the team through these clouds of incompetence and fukkery.

It's times like these when I feel its important to bring up, that's right... Jeff Garcia

That's right, Jeff Garcia, number 5, who helped bless us with a couple dope years after the post Young fall off. A truly underrated playmaker in his prime who was accurate and could move the ball. I still haven't been as confident watching a niners quarterback drop back as I felt back in the day when my man Jeff Garcia was behind center.

The most passing yards in a single season for the niners...my man Jeff Garcia.

Only QB in niner history with back to back 30 touchdown seasons...you already know...the GOAT.

GOAT comeback against the Giants. Dude had great chemistry with TO even though TO liked Tim Rattay better smh and was campaigning for him just because he had a little more arm strength gtfo Tim Rattay smh. Rattay did have like one dope 400 yeard game against the Rams though so shout to him for that. Anyway, fukk Tim Rattay, Jeff Garcia was that dude. Underrated as fukk because he followed Montana and Young and never really won shyt even though he took 3 different teams to the playoffs throughout his career. Dude was a winner minus his time in the NFL shytholes of Cleveland and Detroit.

Dude put up back to back years of

355/561 63.3% 4278 yards 31TD 10INT 414rushing yards 4TD
316/504 62.7% 3538 yards 32TD 12INT 254rushing yards 5TD (numbers would've been even better if Mooch wasn't super conservative that year.)

Pretty fukking good for my man Jeff Garcia, now you may be thinking yeah but why bring him up now...and I'll tell you why. Given the likely departure of Kap and the likelihood that Gabbert reverts into the shytty QB he was in Jacksonville I feel like there's only one place we can turn to right the ship. A born leader, a natural fit for Chip's offense, none other then my man

Jeff Garcia
#bringback5

 

[FaTaL]

Damn brehs been checking this thread day after day waiting for some good news. No chance Jed York choked to death on a rotten old man dikk he was sucking and died? Something like that? A nice feel good story to bring a ray of hope to the team through these clouds of incompetence and fukkery.

It's times like these when I feel its important to bring up, that's right... Jeff Garcia

That's right, Jeff Garcia, number 5, who helped bless us with a couple dope years after the post Young fall off. A truly underrated playmaker in his prime who was accurate and could move the ball. I still haven't been as confident watching a niners quarterback drop back as I felt back in the day when my man Jeff Garcia was behind center.

The most passing yards in a single season for the niners...my man Jeff Garcia.

Only QB in niner history with back to back 30 touchdown seasons...you already know...the GOAT.

GOAT comeback against the Giants. Dude had great chemistry with TO even though TO liked Tim Rattay better smh and was campaigning for him just because he had a little more arm strength gtfo Tim Rattay smh. Rattay did have like one dope 400 yeard game against the Rams though so shout to him for that. Anyway, fukk Tim Rattay, Jeff Garcia was that dude. Underrated as fukk because he followed Montana and Young and never really won shyt even though he took 3 different teams to the playoffs throughout his career. Dude was a winner minus his time in the NFL shytholes of Cleveland and Detroit.

Dude put up back to back years of

355/561 63.3% 4278 yards 31TD 10INT 414rushing yards 4TD
316/504 62.7% 3538 yards 32TD 12INT 254rushing yards 5TD (numbers would've been even better if Mooch wasn't super conservative that year.)

Pretty fukking good for my man Jeff Garcia, now you may be thinking yeah but why bring him up now...and I'll tell you why. Given the likely departure of Kap and the likelihood that Gabbert reverts into the shytty QB he was in Jacksonville I feel like there's only one place we can turn to right the ship. A born leader, a natural fit for Chip's offense, none other then my man

Jeff Garcia
#bringback5

He had heart no doubt, at 185 pounds I saw Gilbert brown smash him into the ground with a helmet to helmet hit in the playoffs at gb and it fuked up his face but he kept going. Toughest sob ever

If had more arm he would of been a hof, a limited player who fully maxed out

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Be Marsh is going to pine for his QB obviously. What he said is irrelevant.

As far as fukking Aldon's girl? They had been broken up and he was with someone else and had a kid with her. What's the problem here? fukking a dude ex divides a locker room? Well that locker room is soft as fukk. But team lost a lot of leaders so I guess it makes sense.

I'll wait for Quan to say something. Everyone else is a bunch of pussies.

where do you work? imagine you got a girl and you brought her to work and showed the fellas

then one day your homie, who you've been to his house, who you been chilling with at clubs and parties and talk to on and off work............. well suddenly he shows up to work, WITH THE SAME GIRL


now even if YOU play it cool like "oh whatever" there's a shytload of other people at work, who's gonna be like "man fukk that dude.. i'm not bringing my girl around him.. snake ass nikka couldn't find any other broad in the world to fukk... and he bringing her to work"



you know damn well people gonna have a problem... especially the wives and girlfriends, who all hang out and sit in the same sections... it's going to divide people from who sees nothing wrong vs those who see you ain't shyt



ask derek fisher

 

[1ncognegro]

For whatever reason it was half the team in the old locker room and the other in the new. Also it was reported that Staley had to fight with VD over Kap. It was some deeper shyt going on....breh lost that locker room



And Garcia was that nikka until TO called him gay. I'm still pissed at Mooch for not squashing that shyt and getting rid of TO for nothing

 

[FaTaL]

For whatever reason it was half the team in the old locker room and the other in the new. Also it was reported that Staley had to fight with VD over Kap. It was some deeper shyt going on....breh lost that locker room



And Garcia was that nikka until TO called him gay. I'm still pissed at Mooch for not squashing that shyt and getting rid of TO for nothing

Speaking of vd

Probably blamed Kaep for his problems, it's way deeper then that

I've never seen a guy drop off this quick

 

[JLova]

where do you work? imagine you got a girl and you brought her to work and showed the fellas

then one day your homie, who you've been to his house, who you been chilling with at clubs and parties and talk to on and off work............. well suddenly he shows up to work, WITH THE SAME GIRL


now even if YOU play it cool like "oh whatever" there's a shytload of other people at work, who's gonna be like "man fukk that dude.. i'm not bringing my girl around him.. snake ass nikka couldn't find any other broad in the world to fukk... and he bringing her to work"



you know damn well people gonna have a problem... especially the wives and girlfriends, who all hang out and sit in the same sections... it's going to divide people from who sees nothing wrong vs those who see you ain't shyt



ask derek fisher

I don't see it that way. People are generally idiots. I wouldn't give 2 shyts if a teammate was dating another teammates ex. Woudln't care. Not my business, don't care. Too many people are bothered by things that have nothing to do with them.

Kaep was fighting an uphill battle since half the lockeroom wasn't pleased with the switch. To be honest, that was toxic locker room... When you're winning, things.

But lets say you're right....Wonder how many players mailed it in last year and the year before. If that's the case....pretty sad and pathetic.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

I don't see it that way. People are generally idiots. I wouldn't give 2 shyts if a teammate was dating another teammates ex. Woudln't care. Not my business, don't care. Too many people are bothered by things that have nothing to do with them.

Kaep was fighting an uphill battle since half the lockeroom wasn't pleased with the switch. To be honest, that was toxic locker room... When you're winning, things.

But lets say you're right....Wonder how many players mailed it in last year and the year before. If that's the case....pretty sad and pathetic.

the ex stuff... that's all that was meant.. it was a divide.. if half say there was no problem and the other half says there was... that's a divide.. no matter who's side is right.. you got a situation


mailing it in tho.... i'm sure more than half been mailing it in since harbs last year... think about it.. you go nfc champ, super bowl, nfc champ... then come in to work outs and your coach (cause you know he didn't keep quiet) is telling you, look brehs, this my last year... oh and your owner still not a man and he's a fukkboy...


right there you already like "maaaaaaaaaaaan this some bullshyt" then you start losing...


then maybe you think "oh this a new season, new coach, maybe we can get back to................................."

"and we've hired ron jeremy"

"................................man fukk this shyt... i'm not getting hurt for this... let me get my money and get the fukk up outta here"




and that's when we lost like 30 nikkas in the offseason... and now no one wants to come here.....


now it's like "ok ok ok we gonna band together and............................"

"we've hired chip kelly"


""




don't expect shyt from these nikkas this year either



last season i predicted 4-6 wins



i'm putting my bid in early this year... 5-7... tops

 

[LastEmperor2k2]

Same here, this just ain't the draft to move on...let's see where he's at (altho with this fukkery I'm not expecting much) and move on in 2017.

Gabbert is better than him, so you don't need to find a QB in this draft to move on