He either planned it the whole time to make Link become a man on some coming of age shyt...
Or, the more likely scenario, he was never injured. 3 months prior to Link finding him in that castle, he'd placed multiple Hyrule Inc. life insurance policies of Link and his gear.
Never thought Link would survive. He thought he'd be able to recuperate the "lost" gear and make bank as a result of his nephew's "tragic and untimely" death.
Nintendo Universes are filled with fukkboys like that. Princess from Mario is a super thot. She's letting Bowser blow her back out and when they have an argument, she's essentially using Mario as an Uber/knight in shining armor who will always pick her up.
It's filled with 'Sgust.
Wtf
This is why i coli
. Destroyed lives for people who had a high propensity for addiction. Remember Lil Mac?
bruh i know this game by heart soon as u get out the castle i hit the ground running
i started minish cap yesterday on my openemu emulator that shyt is reminds me of LTTP in so many ways and it got some OOT music mixed in....but its crazy cuz some of the ppl in minish cap so far i seen in OOT 
Don't believe me.
But when this nikka:
And Luigi finally speak to an editor for that Tell All Book, shyt's going to rock that whole universe.
We're talking about Diddy and his big homie Donkey Kong pushing keys in those jungle crates:
shyt is bigger than Iran-Contra...
Connect the dots, breh... If you look at Gannondorf and Bowser, ever ask yourself how they have that arsenal and those soldiers?
They don't work.
They provide the supply chain for DKB - known by the Feds as the Dapper Kong Brothers mentioned in DEA docket no. 1324-1984.
DKG Family
People think Donkey is the main one... Nah, he's the muscle. That nikka Diddy got Hyrule politician's cell phone numbers.
Their product was called "Jungle Fever"; it was packaged in these:
shyt was that woo woo, breh
Couple years back, nikka was on top, he even beat Mike Tyson in the ring.
After the money, he got caught up with that Jungle Fever. Couldn't handle it... Lost the talent, the endorsements. Now, he's somewhere in Hyrule burglarizing and smashing pots for rupees. shyt was sad.
Feds were talking about sending Samus in to shut down the operation, but apparently that nikka Wario somehow sent an envelope to her condo with pictures of her in some compromising situations with that nikka Solid snake.
Low key, Luigi going to make bread when that book drops but if he exposing these nikkas... I can't see him going anywhere safe. Diddy can touch nikkas in any kingdom.
You ain't hear this shyt from me. They'll never suspect a quiet ole cowboy to know so much.
*2 Months Later*
"Aye yo, John, heard you been running your mouth."
Get Scorcese on the phone
i started minish cap yesterday on my openemu emulator that shyt is
Soooooo much fun. Haven't played Minish Cap in a minute! Definitely about to fire that one up.
Don't believe me.
But when this nikka:
And Luigi finally speak to an editor for that Tell All Book, shyt's going to rock that whole universe.
We're talking about Diddy and his big homie Donkey Kong pushing keys in those jungle crates:
shyt is bigger than Iran-Contra...
Connect the dots, breh... If you look at Gannondorf and Bowser, ever ask yourself how they have that arsenal and those soldiers?
They don't work.
They provide the supply chain for DKB - known by the Feds as the Dapper Kong Brothers mentioned in DEA docket no. 1324-1984.
DKG Family
People think Donkey is the main one... Nah, he's the muscle. That nikka Diddy got Hyrule politician's cell phone numbers.
Their product was called "Jungle Fever"; it was packaged in these:
shyt was that woo woo, breh
Couple years back, nikka was on top, he even beat Mike Tyson in the ring.
After the money, he got caught up with that Jungle Fever. Couldn't handle it... Lost the talent, the endorsements. Now, he's somewhere in Hyrule burglarizing and smashing pots for rupees. shyt was sad.
Feds were talking about sending Samus in to shut down the operation, but apparently that nikka Wario somehow sent an envelope to her condo with pictures of her in some compromising situations with that nikka Solid snake.
Low key, Luigi going to make bread when that book drops but if he exposing these nikkas... I can't see him going anywhere safe. Diddy can touch nikkas in any kingdom.
You ain't hear this shyt from me. They'll never suspect a quiet ole cowboy to know so much.
*2 Months Later*
"Aye yo, John, heard you been running your mouth."
Get Scorcese on the phone
He either planned it the whole time to make Link become a man on some coming of age shyt...
Or, the more likely scenario, he was never injured. 3 months prior to Link finding him in that castle, he'd placed multiple Hyrule Inc. life insurance policies of Link and his gear.
Never thought Link would survive. He thought he'd be able to recuperate the "lost" gear and make bank as a result of his nephew's "tragic and untimely" death.
Nintendo Universes are filled with fukkboys like that. Princess from Mario is a super thot. She's letting Bowser blow her back out and when they have an argument, she's essentially using Mario as an Uber/knight in shining armor who will always pick her up.
It's filled with 'Sgust.
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in the Zelda Universe is
nikka is always sleeping at the castle or 17 years later
and your father is like "I'm going out for awhile I will be back by morning stay in the house"
...he fukking leaves with the only sword and shield you got...so if someone breaks into your house cause you know...you are fukking kid all alone the only things you have to defend yourself are three flower pots and a lantern you find in a chest...
"" and he is NOT at all tripping on the fact that you are out here looking for your father AT ALL...he is not at all alarmed that a kid is out in the middle of the night in a fukking lightning storm looking for his father...probably cause he seen Link plenty of nights out looking for his lame ass old man..."Oh whats up Link it's you Castle is off limits tonight Nah haven't seen your old man, you out looking for him again huh
Tells you not be involved but before you can even hit the he is handing you the sword and shield talking about using ancient charge techniques you already know about 
shyt about this either...
Zelda coli threads are low key up there with the DBZ and Pokémon threads
"why you laying on the ground when she finish"