On a real note, Link's Uncle was :flabbynsick: as a mug

[Days of Future Piff]

Dude's supposed to be Obi-Wan status, dying dramatically against Aginhim like a G, but this clown ends up dying in some random catacomb before even reaching the castle

Look at him so so flabby and sick that he couldn't even finish that sentence

Sitting there out of breath wishing like ...

"Link, why couldn't they kill me in Hyrule Castle kitchen?"

"I heard they've got glazed ham, candied yams, and corn bread, Link"

Link doesn't talk, but I imagine he'd be sitting there with the

face like "what killed you?"
There's not even any monsters in that section, unless you count the rats and those weak dudes with the butterknives that show up later

He should have given Link the sword and shield from the jump, stayed his fat self home and did some situps. That's what he gets for drinking too much of that lon lon milk.
All that cholesterol

 

[Kaydigi]

I've always thought that. Like was the basement super musty and the mold hit em, like what fukking hurt you????

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

 

[Kamikaze Revy]

Amusing premise
4 stars

 

[Kingshango]

 

[Arris]

they had to try and get some drama in there. but of course it falls flat

 

[Maxine Shaw]

He doesn't die. You see him at the very end of the game right before the closing credits.

The real question is this: how the HELL did Unc manage to make it home?

 

[DPresidential]

He doesn't die. You see him at the very end of the game right before the closing credits.

The real question is this: how the HELL did Unc manage to make it home?

He either planned it the whole time to make Link become a man on some coming of age shyt...



Or, the more likely scenario, he was never injured. 3 months prior to Link finding him in that castle, he'd placed multiple Hyrule Inc. life insurance policies of Link and his gear.

Never thought Link would survive. He thought he'd be able to recuperate the "lost" gear and make bank as a result of his nephew's "tragic and untimely" death.

Nintendo Universes are filled with fukkboys like that. Princess from Mario is a super thot. She's letting Bowser blow her back out and when they have an argument, she's essentially using Mario as an Uber/knight in shining armor who will always pick her up.

It's filled with 'Sgust.

 

[DPresidential]

@Daisy Fitzroy

Respect.

 

[Days of Future Piff]

He doesn't die. You see him at the very end of the game right before the closing credits.

The real question is this: how the HELL did Unc manage to make it home?

Really? My understanding is that Link used the Triforce to restore peace to the kingdom and resurrect everyone killed by Ganon and the bad guys. The priest in the sanctuary, and the flute boy came back to life, the seven maidens were restored, and the two guys on death mountain got their normal bodies back in the end too.

 

[Maxine Shaw]

Really? My understanding is that Link used the Triforce to restore peace to the kingdom and resurrect everyone killed by Ganon and the bad guys. The priest in the sanctuary, and the flute boy came back to life, the seven maidens were restored, and the two guys on death mountain got their normal bodies back in the end too.

I honestly don't know. I was always under the impression that the uncle passed out b/c of the word "recovers". But in the LTTP manga, his uncle definitely dies. IIRC, if you leave that room and go right back in it, the body is gone. So since the priest and the flute boy disappear and come back at the end, then it's reasonable to say the uncle dies after all. Then again...why doesn't the body go away in front of your eyes like the sage and the flute boy? I guess it's up to the player, but now that I think about it, you're probably right - the uncle died after all (which is why we never saw him again) and was resurrected, just like the sage was.

I always thought it sucked to have to kill the poor guards. They were possessed, for goodness' sake. At least they come back at the end (I guess).

 

[Brief Keef]

Dude's supposed to be Obi-Wan status, dying dramatically against Aginhim like a G, but this clown ends up dying in some random catacomb before even reaching the castle

Look at him so so flabby and sick that he couldn't even finish that sentence

Sitting there out of breath wishing like ...

"Link, why couldn't they kill me in Hyrule Castle kitchen?"

"I heard they've got glazed ham, candied yams, and corn bread, Link"

Link doesn't talk, but I imagine he'd be sitting there with the

face like "what killed you?"
There's not even any monsters in that section, unless you count the rats and those weak dudes with the butterknives that show up later

He should have given Link the sword and shield from the jump, stayed his fat self home and did some situps. That's what he gets for drinking too much of that lon lon milk.
All that cholesterol

u playin this right now ? man whenever i start LTTP i gotta finish it all the way

 

[Days of Future Piff]

u playin this right now ? man whenever i start LTTP i gotta finish it all the way

I replayed it a couple of months back. IMO, it's the GOAT Zelda game (but Link's Awakening and the N64 games are contenders).

 

[Black Panther]

 

[Eddie Brock]

One thing I love about my fellow Coli brehs, no matter what forum it is, we don't accept no kinda status from anybody. That alone keeps me on point with my physical fitness. Love u brehs #blackexcellence