Okay lets keep it ONE HUNDRED who here ACTUALLY has smashed a married coworker

[murksiderock]

A couple times. One black chick whose husband, was the associate pastor at her dad's church. And one white chick whose husband was in The Army...

10/10 do not recommend. That karma comes back to you!

 

[Mrhateeverything]

I have. I thought she was just cool and wanted to be friends.
she threw it at me one day .
She was cute.
I was with someone too .
so we was having an affair with each other for a minute .
Then my girl found out and got upset.
So had to break it up

 

[shopthatwrecks]

The post office!

That's how you know every damn neighborhood!

Haha

man say... lol when i found out u can go under the american airline center.. and the tunnels in all them apartments...downtown ...

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

I haven't personally but know of two people who have.

 

[Belize King]

@skeetsinternal

@Yagirlcheatinonus
What in the Tony Parker is this thread?

 

[jadillac]

man say... lol when i found out u can go under the american airline center.. and the tunnels in all them apartments...downtown ...

Even most ppl in Dallas don't know there's a legit underground subway at the Uptown/Cityplace station by that Target

 

[Black Panther]

I haven't, but I've had more than a few women who dropped some not-so-subtle hints that they wanted me to rearrange their guts.

Usually older women who try to "play it off" as just being silly, but I could tell they were 100% with it. Never happened while I was single though so I never went for it.

Any time a woman brings up your girl just to see if you're in a relationship ("I don't know if your girlfriend would like that", or "Your girl is a lucky woman") she's probably down to get folded like a pretzel.

 

[King_Kamala61]

 

[Shadow King]

Never smashed a coworker period.

Right now technically not a coworker but a person who works in the same space is possibly being wingmanned/set up for me but I don't really want that karma on my record.

 

[Yagirlcheatinonus]

every post office i ever been to.. from tacoma dallas houston and seattle...

ive got the keys to the promaster n wrecked...

let me get a help slip or have to help em..have her fill a 3996 before i hit the street.. its goin motherfukkin me dine...

but but but but didn’t you get penalty OT filling out the 3996.

 

[desjardins]

Why is a line being drawn at married women? So if your gf of x years is getting her back blown out at work it's less of an L?
Also what's the solution to this? Either never be in a relationship or pay all the bills so your gf/wife doesn't have to work and hope she not getting her back blown out by the mail man

end of the day if your bytch a hoe she a hoe, can't lose sleep

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

Had a married coworker begging me to fukk, but I was able to fight off the temptation.It was tough, tho.Told me she came from a family of nymphos.Could never bring her BF's to the crib because her mom & sis stayed feverishly hot in the azz.Voracious sex drives.Mom was so cold with it, she taught her daughters to do kegel exercises by the time they were 8.My coworker literally told me her muscle control was so elite, she could give me a blowjob using her vagina.Said she trained it to the point where it became like a 2nd mouth.That was almost the killshot.Hit me dead on the chin.Knees buckled, but I staggered my way out of there like Rocky Balboa.Kept my integrity intact.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

A couple times. One black chick whose husband, was the associate pastor at her dad's church. And one white chick whose husband was in The Army...

10/10 do not recommend. That karma comes back to you!

Thats what I mean

I feel like one of the main reason I’m not married now is because of my actions then and a lil bit of karma…

Maybe I don’t deserve it

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Had a married coworker begging me to fukk, but I was able to fight off the temptation.It was tough, tho.Told me she came from a family of nymphos.Could never bring her BF's to the crib because her mom & sis stayed feverishly hot in the azz.Voracious sex drives.Mom was so cold with it, she taught her daughters to do kegel exercises by the time they were 8.My coworker literally told me her muscle control was so elite, she could give me a blowjob using her vagina.Said she trained it to the point where it became like a 2nd mouth.That was almost the killshot.Hit me dead on the chin.Knees buckled, but I staggered my way out of there like Rocky Balboa.Kept my integrity intact.

That’s child abuse

 

[Umoja]

No, but every office I've worked in has its repeat offenders.