Official Trump Insurrection Rally 1/6/21 Fukkery, NY Probe, DOJ Probe & Georgia Probe Thread!

Poetical Poltergeist

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Trump probably called him

Hello, is this Elon? Mr. Musk?

Yes, I am him.

It's president Trump. Your favorite president. I'm in a bit of a pickle. A pickle they call it, I like pickles but this is a tricky pickle. I came up with that term. Anywho, the racist new York DA, you know who she is. I'm sure you know she is racist too. And that corrupt judge. What a beauty. They trying to finess a half a bill from me. It's a total fraud. Anything you can do for a maga?

I can wire you that amount Or I can have a tesla cycbertruck deliver it via starlink. I just need you to consent to this neuro brain implant. It will allow you to read the minds of your enemies and with any luck will help destroy the woke mind virus once and for all.

That's neat and all but just wire me the money and I will make you vice president of truth social or something big. It'll be huge. 2 weeks is all I need.
 

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So who's gonna "lend" him the 450?
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