Official True Blood season 5 discussion thread

[detroitwalt]

Damn they makin Alcide a straight bytch. He been gettin treated like a herb since he been on the show.

 

[STAN JONES]

This whole episode been straight comedy

"you fukked my best friend and you sucked his dikk"

fukk Godric

This nikka Sam holding himself on the couch

Alcid running down on the nikka and hitting him with the belly to back suplex

 

[No Sleep]

Northman got the shyt to himself.

 

[KingsnBucs1987]

So Bill and dude literally switched roles now.

Sam's fukking himself.

Alcide gonna end up murking OG wolf up sooner or later hopefully.

Terry and ol' dude bout to have a deathmatch, I was when Lafayette told everybody what was up and dude bounced the fukk out the house, like you bytches gotta catch me first.

 

[PortCityProphet]

Jessica

 

[NatiboyB]

So Bill and dude literally switched roles now.

Sam's fukking himself.

Alcide gonna end up murking OG wolf up sooner or later hopefully.

Terry and ol' dude bout to have a deathmatch, I was when Lafayette told everybody what was up and dude bounced the fukk out the house, like you bytches gotta catch me first.

SFC Bob Brown was up out of there

 

[No Sleep]

Best episode of the season.

 

[ItalianoCAC]

lol...did Andy call that dude a butt plug?

 

[innocentdevil]

-Tara talking to her old classmate

-Sookies dumb self shooting SOS signals for all the vamps that remember about fairies , and Jason getting hit by one

-Hoyt is bytch made . Jessica is done with him, but still wants to make her love him....hoes gonna hoe

-Bill being a coward, and a follower ....Eric needs to find a way to get out of this, and leave Bill with them.

-Alcide should have taken some vamp blood

-This is my theory on Claudine knowing the vamps name.

Spoiler

I think the vamp was a fairy turned vamp, and Claudine knew him before he was turned

-Lafayette talking to Arlene, and Holly when he arrived

-Sam huggin, and holding "Sam" hahaha

 

[NatiboyB]

wouldn't a fairy turned vamp be some next level type stuff?

 

[STAN JONES]

Wrong thread

 

[NatiboyB]

Somebody please kill this bytch

Sookie?

 

[Slystallion]

Anybody find it funny how they have a black guy in the redneck hate group?

Alcide throwing that girl half way across the room ha me dying and about to get me in trouble if I decide to try that shyt and drop my girl on the floor lmao

 

[NatiboyB]

Anybody find it funny how they have a black guy in the redneck hate group?

Alcide throwing that girl half way across the room ha me dying and about to get me in trouble if I decide to try that shyt and drop my girl on the floor lmao

I guess since they have somebody else to hate on they don't mind negroes and his character is a c00n...Who rolled up on hoyt with the banger?

 

[Tyuhnjko]

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