Official things Men shouldn't say to each other thread

[Zach Lowe]

"I'm not speaking to you, and you know why..."

"It's cool, homie - you order the fish and i'll get the chicken, and we'll share."

"Ayo...time just flies by when i'm wit'chu, my nicca."

 

[L&HH]

Asian homie studying abroad, I asked him how it was and he said the "architecture is so cute". I immediately

also never text a man ttyl

 

[Shameonyou]

bumpppppppp

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

who the fukk says that ?

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

1,2
3,4

if i'm sitting in 1, you better be sitting at 4

don't think about relaxing your foot on mine either

Man Code

 

[Juliano Soprano]

This really happened to me:

Friend: yo, you got somethin on your butt
Me:

 

[Shameonyou]

This really happened to me:

Friend: yo, you got somethin on your butt
Me: