Official things Men shouldn't say to each other thread

[Anothergirl]

How long she suck ya dikk

made me almost spit out my tea...

 

[Heretic]

thats not the point....its basically anything that comes to mind that you think if a dude said to another dude it would be

 

[Shameonyou]

"ay man get me a blow pop from the bodega man...cherry"

 

[Shameonyou]

"dog im telling you that burger hit the spot man"

 

[Anothergirl]

Heard the sunscreen one from a buddy once. He was serious, too. I tried to play it off as something he was just kidding about. Nothing happened, but damn was that awkward.

really bro..you can't help ya man apply some lotion to his back on the beach. that's not "gay". gay sex is "gay".

 

[Anothergirl]

this reminds me of the "Two dudes should never sit face to face at a table" thread on dudes were talking about how they sit at a completely different table from their homeboys to not look gay.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

this reminds me of the "Two dudes should never sit face to face at a table" thread on dudes were talking about how they sit at a completely different table from their homeboys to not look gay.

1,2
3,4

if i'm sitting in 1, you better be sitting at 4

don't think about relaxing your foot on mine either

 

[Jamal514]

"How big is your dikk?"

 

[Anothergirl]

1,2
3,4

if i'm sitting in 1, you better be sitting at 4

don't think about relaxing your foot on mine either

*takes girlfriend into single occupancy bathroom with me so we can pee....fix our hair and reapply lipgloss*
*leaves with no stigmas attatched*

 

[YaBoy]

"Aye fo real tho. Am I an ugly nikka?"

 

[spooky sound effect]

 

[Taadow]

"I'm not speaking to you, and you know why..."

"It's cool, homie - you order the fish and i'll get the chicken, and we'll share."

"Ayo...time just flies by when i'm wit'chu, my nicca."

 

[King Crimson]

• You have really muscular calves/trapezius muscles/any fukking specific muscle.
• Hey man, can you do something with my hair for me really quick?
• Can you help me wax/shave my back really quick?
• Haha, what if we played a game where we tried to see how much of these beer bottles we could fit down our throats?
• Hey, can you cum in this really fast? I wanna compare the taste to mine.

All I can think of.

What if ya homie is a barber?

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

really bro..you can't help ya man apply some lotion to his back on the beach. that's not "gay". gay sex is "gay".

Nah, I got a bottle of the spray on Coppertone for that!

 

[Ooh Marty]

"Can you blow something outa my eye? "