Official things Men shouldn't say to each other thread

[Shameonyou]

1. "Damn man you look pretty, how much that coat cost?"
2. "What nikka? nikka suck my dikk and swallow the nut nikka"
3. ";), " , or any other like these
4. "Kiss my ass and hope i fart nikka"
5. "ay man, like uhh, yea I cant live without you dog"

yall post some more....too many dudes out here confused

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

• You have really muscular calves/trapezius muscles/any fukking specific muscle.
• Hey man, can you do something with my hair for me really quick?
• Can you help me wax/shave my back really quick?
• Haha, what if we played a game where we tried to see how much of these beer bottles we could fit down our throats?
• Hey, can you cum in this really fast? I wanna compare the taste to mine.

All I can think of.

 

[Shameonyou]

lol @ the last one

 

[Ricky Church]

the fukk wrong with ya'll

 

[Omar Little]

• You have really muscular calves/trapezius muscles/any fukking specific muscle.
• Hey man, can you do something with my hair for me really quick?
• Can you help me wax/shave my back really quick?
• Haha, what if we played a game where we tried to see how much of these beer bottles we could fit down our throats?
• Hey, can you cum in this really fast? I wanna compare the taste to mine.

All I can think of.

 

[MicIsGod]

I'm done with yall nikkas

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I LOVE chocolate.

But I can't eat it because then I'll get FAT.

But it's soooooo good!

 

[LOUD]

Damn boy yah waves spinning can you show me how to do mines
How long she suck ya dikk
Wasssup daddy
Damn nikka tight pants you trynna show ya ass

 

[Heretic]

1. "Damn man you look pretty, how much that coat cost?"
2. "What nikka? nikka suck my dikk and swallow the nut nikka"
3. ";), " , or any other like these
4. "Kiss my ass and hope i fart nikka"
5. "ay man, like uhh, yea I cant live without you dog"

yall post some more....too many dudes out here confused

I have never in my life heard a nikka say any of this.

 

[Shameonyou]

"Nah bruh thats a turn off man stop"
"Ayo get in my pool in the back take yo shirt off too nikka"

 

[Shameonyou]

I have never in my life heard a nikka say any of this.

thats not the point....its basically anything that comes to mind that you think if a dude said to another dude it would be

 

[-InFeRnO-]

 

[Classy X]

the fukk wrong with ya'll

I think they preppin' for real life so no simp will show.

 

[bufu]

Ay bruh, help me get some of this sunscreen on my back
Yo dog, do these skinny jeans make my ass look big? Make my junk look small?
HOMIE, I WILL EAT YOUR ASS!
That ain't how you (shoot pool/swing a golf club/chop carrots), lemme get right behind you and show you how to make that work

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Ay bruh, help me get some of this sunscreen on my back
Yo dog, do these skinny jeans make my ass look big? Make my junk look small?
HOMIE, I WILL EAT YOUR ASS!
That ain't how you (shoot pool/swing a golf club/chop carrots), lemme get right behind you and show you how to make that work

Heard the sunscreen one from a buddy once. He was serious, too. I tried to play it off as something he was just kidding about. Nothing happened, but damn was that awkward.