Official 'The Eternals' Thread

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All the "this is just a teaser" talk needs to stop.

A real teaser is like 30 seconds...studios stopped doing real teasers years ago. They release 2:08 minute long videos and call them teasers so that they can get that hype boost by releasing a 2:25 "official trailer" in a couple weeks time. They double dip the hype cycle with this method.

As a comparison: Black Widow's teaser was 2:03 and the first official trailer was 2:24 and the last trailer to come out last month was 2:00.
 

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North Jersey but I miss Cali :sadcam:


That story was written almost 20 years ago.

Iraq ended up building a bootleg version :snoop:

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which one of these characters do you think deceives the group? unless they are hiding casting for a villain, there isn't one. Has to be an Eternal going rogue. I'm calling Salma based on nothing really.
Best bets would be:
Ajak (Salma)
Druig (Barry Keoghan)
Sprite (the little redhead girl)
 

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Also odd that they seem to not be including Zuras (he's basically like The Eternal's version of Zeus) in this movie at all. I haven't seen any casting for him or even any mention of the character in articles about the movie.
 

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Looks like the city they are in might be Babylon? Maybe follow the cities progression until the bronze age collapse?
 

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people with zero clue about this are gonna see Robb Stark throughout the trailer, then catch 1 frame of Jon Snow and be all fukked up. "Wait... wasn't it the other guy a second ago?"
 
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