Official The Americans Season 3 Thread

[FlyRy]

those burnt ass steaks phil made

stan calling the dude a$$hole

phil rollin up a joint and cuddlin with that lolita

 

[FlyRy]

Filthy Phil gonna get even filthier with that jailbait?

those daddy issues

 

[wire28]

Wow simpin Stan has gone to overdrive. He is pitiful now

And filthy Phil the fukkery is about to ascend

 

[The Villain]

Phil was damn near full status at the end there.
He was radiating disgust.

 

[Majestyx]

become the most pervy dude ever for your country brehs.

 

[aceboon]

Just caught up with the latest ep, my nikka Stan has turned into a walking L. Turns down the unassisted poon from Callie Thorne, then shows up at his ex-wiz's doorstep to confess his sins like she didn't already know what's what. I get that he had his moment of clarity from the self help group but dude needs to keep it moving, ain't no getting her back.

 

[African Peasant]

Phil is really getting on that pedo-train ?

Stan...

 

[African Peasant]

Poor Phil.

He just wants an happy life with his wife and kids but the bullshyt keep calling him.

 

[phillycavsfan]

Stan Beeman joining the TV Simp Hall of Fame alongside the likes of Ted Mosby, Landry from FNL, and Urkel.

 

[SmallWars]

Stan been holding this L for 3 seasons. Can't the writers give my man a W this season?

 

[Jmare007]

I feel like Kim is going to be Philth's demise brehs. Don't think he can handle that assignment with the fukkery going on in his house regarding Paige


BTW, what the fukk was that baby commercial they showed in the beginning? Was that shyt real? It made perfect sense to use it though


Hit Em Up going all evil genius with them capitals

 

[TheNatureBoy]

Agree with all the comments posted, Phil is really in a bad place right now. Analise just got choked out and suit-cased up, Martha nagging him about foster kids, Liz ready to recruit Page, Page bout to go swimming with Jesus, and now Kinky Kimmie is throwing it right at him. Catching heat from all sides, no wonder he can't remember what the capital of Arizona is

I figure something must be up with the Russian defector, if they got Stan tearing the bathroom apart to find a clue . His personal life might be in shambles, but he is good at his job. Nina was good at hers as well, got Stan to fall in love with her. Shouldn't have a problem getting her roommate to talk.

Speaking of jobs, I hope Maurice finds one soon. At least for Lisa's sake. When Liz told him "I didn't know where else to turn and he hit her with the "There's a Holiday Inn on 52nd street" .

C/S on that baby lotion commercial being creepy as hell.
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[Tical]

Ratings have been terrible this season. They were already bad before this season but they've sunk even lower. Before I was pretty confident we'd get 5 seasons but I'm not sure anymore.

 

[Jmare007]

Goddamn you people

First the British fukked us with Utopia and now you gringos are gonna fukk us with The Americans?

 

[MrFirst2doit]

Phil doesn't need to go down that road with the young gal

former kgb agent got Stan going crazy. women is Stan's downfall...his wife, Nina, and now this woman

he better be careful messing with McNultys wife..