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My sis just walked in on me watching this. For some reason I feel like she just caught me watching porn
I'm so confused.
I've been talking to this guy for like 2 years now on and off. He works 5pm-5am M-F and only has weekends free. My weekends are hardly ever free so we never got a chance to hook up or times we've tried he had plans or vice versa. Before the summer started we started talking more regularly again and about 2 months ago he started asking me out again but shyt still hasn't changed in regards to his or my schedule. Only now he says shyt like "You're just scared to meet me" lol
He lives near my job so yesterday I asked if I could come over for lunch. Son told me he didn't like inviting people to his house funny because just last weekend you asked me to come over.
So then I said, "well meet me somewhere". First he goes that he'll be asleep.. that's funnier because for the past 2 weeks I've text him druing the day and he's been awake either watching movies or listening to music according to him. Now mind you, for the past 2 years dude has been saying he wishes he had regular day time hours, so after he said he'll be asleep he goes "Ohh yea they asked me to work in the day time". Oh word? Your two years of complaining just magically worked out for you on the day I asked to see you. So I told him the next time he tells me I'm too scared to see him I'll re-cap this conversation. LOL! "nah you don't have to do that....i'll see how much work I do tonight and I'll let you know. Weekends work best for me". So I said "Well weekdays work best for me and don't worry about it, I have to go".
I can't call it
He lives near my job so yesterday I asked if I could come over for lunch. Son told me he didn't like inviting people to his house
funny because just last weekend you asked me to come over.So then I said, "well meet me somewhere". First he goes that he'll be asleep..
that's funnier because for the past 2 weeks I've text him druing the day and he's been awake either watching movies or listening to music according to him. Now mind you, for the past 2 years dude has been saying he wishes he had regular day time hours, so after he said he'll be asleep he goes "Ohh yea they asked me to work in the day time". Oh word? Your two years of complaining just magically worked out for you on the day I asked to see you. So I told him the next time he tells me I'm too scared to see him I'll re-cap this conversation. LOL! "nah you don't have to do that....i'll see how much work I do tonight and I'll let you know. Weekends work best for me". So I said "Well weekdays work best for me and don't worry about it, I have to go". I can't call it
PriceisRight
Pro
This is exactly how I'm feeling...
And I need my hair like sugafree's, minus chemicals
And I need my hair like sugafree's, minus chemicals
PriceisRight
Pro
I've been talking to this guy for like 2 years now on and off. He works 5pm-5am M-F and only has weekends free. My weekends are hardly ever free so we never got a chance to hook up or times we've tried he had plans or vice versa. Before the summer started we started talking more regularly again and about 2 months ago he started asking me out again but shyt still hasn't changed in regards to his or my schedule. Only now he says shyt like "You're just scared to meet me" lol
He lives near my job so yesterday I asked if I could come over for lunch. Son told me he didn't like inviting people to his house
So then I said, "well meet me somewhere". First he goes that he'll be asleep..
I can't call it
Hmmmm
I can't call it either. Have you heard from him?
CoolazzFemale
All Star
fukk it, I will have pizza and breadsticks today. Salads are off the menu today. Think I will have some sweet potato fries too.
No I haven't and I'm not sure what I do if he called.
PriceisRight
Pro
Yeah that conversation would have weird undertones. You don't kinda don't need another boob in your life, you already have two.
Lynn84
Rookie
Hit him with theI've been talking to this guy for like 2 years now on and off. He works 5pm-5am M-F and only has weekends free. My weekends are hardly ever free so we never got a chance to hook up or times we've tried he had plans or vice versa. Before the summer started we started talking more regularly again and about 2 months ago he started asking me out again but shyt still hasn't changed in regards to his or my schedule. Only now he says shyt like "You're just scared to meet me" lol
He lives near my job so yesterday I asked if I could come over for lunch. Son told me he didn't like inviting people to his house
So then I said, "well meet me somewhere". First he goes that he'll be asleep..
I can't call it
face and KIM. Sounds like he's bullshytting you and ain't nobody got time fa that!
colicolicoli
Droid Gang
Listening to your iPod in public and trying not to bust out dancing/singing. 
HarlemsOwn
RIP Fresh
you the side chick / booty call and you aint een know itI've been talking to this guy for like 2 years now on and off. He works 5pm-5am M-F and only has weekends free. My weekends are hardly ever free so we never got a chance to hook up or times we've tried he had plans or vice versa. Before the summer started we started talking more regularly again and about 2 months ago he started asking me out again but shyt still hasn't changed in regards to his or my schedule. Only now he says shyt like "You're just scared to meet me" lol
He lives near my job so yesterday I asked if I could come over for lunch. Son told me he didn't like inviting people to his house
So then I said, "well meet me somewhere". First he goes that he'll be asleep..
I can't call it
ExpensiveThrillz
Head In The Cloudz
LMAO, yo these crazy mofos on Orange is the New Black are crazy
my man just said "cyborg p*ssy, i bet it's fukkin perfect...i live in the present not the past...besides, she used to have a dikk so she know what it likes"
my man just said "cyborg p*ssy, i bet it's fukkin perfect...i live in the present not the past...besides, she used to have a dikk so she know what it likes"
That's interesting considering
I wouldn't say that because we've never been on a date or had sex but I'm definitely a "back burner" type chick. She just keeps trying to get at me hoping I would crack. I'm just mad that I cracked...kind of by trying to make time to set up a date and he hit me with a liter of excuses. I'm not going to call him but God help him if he calls me. He will be treated accordingly.
HarlemsOwn
RIP Fresh
hey....
you dont gotta lie to me
everytime this type of scenario happens women on the coli always say "we havent had sex"
but whatever.....talking for two years.....he def hit
i purposely tell women that i just wanna smash and nothing else that i work from 11 am to 11pm so i dont have to see them
I'm not asking you to believe me or anything but both he and I know that we didn't have sex. Hell we've never even hung out outside of him seeing me at work. As far as if he was lying to me, well I don't know about all that but if he was I wouldn't be surprised or anything considering he is a man and aside from being confused as to why he would lie, life will go on.hey....
you dont gotta lie to me
everytime this type of scenario happens women on the coli always say "we havent had sex"
but whatever.....talking for two years.....he def hit
i purposely tell women that i just wanna smash and nothing else that i work from 11 am to 11pm so i dont have to see them