So one of the Intern's last day is today. So I suggested we get him a card and some cake. Since it's only 4 of us, I was just going to grab some slices of cake from the bakery at a grocery store near us since they were on sale for $1. The slices are generous and honestly no one ever wants to clean up cake (but they want to fukking eat it ) so the individual slices are super easy to clean.
So this woman, who has turned this into some grand event...email to the entire staff type shyt, says she'll take care of the cake. Why did this bytch bring back two dozen donuts? In what world is donuts a cake? And WHY would you present donuts, in the middle of the afternoon as a going away dessert? I swear I HATE people.