Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[Aceofspades404]

my cheeks are so puffy from all that thanksgiving eating

 

[BigMan]

I was looking at some recent pics of myself.

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I don't like the size of my chest. They always seem to over power me in the pics. I want to get a reduction, but am scared of the pain and risk of infection. Blech!

Your breasts are fine

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Ugh I can't stand the lady I work with!!! She irks me! She be going on tirades & won't stop until I say something. But let me have a gripe and I get nothing back. She just staring at some goofy shyt on Facebook. But when someone comes to ask me a question she jumping her ass up to figure it out like sit cho $5 ass down somewhere.


Oh and she sometimes sings too, sound like a mix of

And
Momma dee

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Why is he sooooo fine! Black men...

I'm scrolling and went passed his pics I had to stop and go back!!! I said who is that?????

 

[thirdeye]

im making more babysitting hourly than at my day job

 

[Elle Driver]

I've had illmatic stuck in my head for the past two days.

 

[Raava]

I've had illmatic stuck in my head for the past two days.

You blessed then


I miss you.

 

[CinnaSlim]

Educating people here is very tedious. Every time you get someone to grow up and see the light. Theres a brand new crop of bitter pretentious brehs.

 

[Elle Driver]

You blessed then


I miss you.

nikkas be like "help Elle, I got a candy addiction".

Elle hides they candy, Elle gets harassed. Elle never wants to help nobody with a candy addiction ever again.

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You have my number tho Rae Rae

 

[Milk N Cookies]

im making more babysitting hourly than at my day job

 

[thirdeye]

yea i know that's my face too
now i'll be babysitting twice a week , it's not even babysitting...I play video games with him for a couple hours haha.

 

[Milk N Cookies]

I wait with my niece until it's time for them to go inside the build when I take her to school. Today I was as the kids were throwing snowballs at each other. I got hit a time or two. Then when the teacher came out I was like 'y'all stop throwing them snowballs!!! Your teacher is outside!' Most of them listened, it was like two kids who didn't.

 

[Milk N Cookies]

yea i know that's my face too
now i'll be babysitting twice a week , it's not even babysitting...I play video games with him for a couple hours haha.

 

[Paradise]

I worked both jobs today... can someone come rub my feet?

 

[Fun Sized Psycho]

Job offer rejections emails piss me off. They don't ever be honest in why they didn't give you the job. just some generic ass bullshyt that ain't even true "your availability doesn't correspond with the days and hours needed for this position" Like how does it not? I barely work 3 days a week at my current job. and it's like 4 hours whenever i work that day at that. so I'm only getting 6 - 12 hours a week....HOW DOES IT NOT CORRESPOND?????? I have all the free time!!!! the fukk???

At least you get emails. With these damn dentists if I don't get the job, I don't hear back from them.

I miss eating solid food . I don't know how people manage on liquid diets.

When I got my wisdom teeth pulled I ate soup, jello, ensure and yogurt for like two days, then ate tuna the third day. It was a struggle, but I was starving.