Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[thirdeye]

how convenient, my ex wants to take the same program i was planning to do (we don't communicate...complicated but I remember we wanted to go to the same school, me doing pub admin and him doing charity management)
he gotta die

 

[MoonGoddess]

You don't have enough and I have too much. I had to straighten out the fridge just so I could get it all in there.

Awww we try to make sure everyone leaves with a plate. You better start calling ur friends over.

 

[Regine Hunter]

My father's right, I take nothing in life serious





Being laid back can sometimes be a burden

 

[VFib]

I need a vacation.

 

[thirdeye]

My father's right, I take nothing in life serious





Being laid back can sometimes be a burden

I bet you're not even that laid back lmao. Your father would hate me because I take nothing seriously lmao. I think of it as long as I'm alive everything else is extra. I'm just here to live

I wish I had some discipline though.

 

[Regine Hunter]

I bet you're not even that laid back lmao. Your father would hate me because I take nothing seriously lmao. I think of it as long as I'm alive everything else is extra. I'm just here to live

I wish I had some discipline though.

If I had discipline, my boss wouldn't have torn me a new a$$hole an hour ago.

My father just be like when he thinks of me lol

 

[Aceofspades404]

why my period gotta come today?

 

[KOOL-AID]

why my period gotta come today?

:deargod: eww

 

[Paradise]

why my period gotta come today?

Better now... than never!

 

[Elle Driver]

That turkey knocked me out cold.

 

[Rawtid]

why my period gotta come today?

YAY YOU ARE NOT PREGNANT!!! Woot!!!!

 

[Aceofspades404]

:deargod: eww

Better now... than never!

but it always comes on the 1st. I can never eat while on my period. so much for leftovers

YAY YOU ARE NOT PREGNANT!!! Woot!!!!

It wouldn't even matter anyway unless I was the virgin mary

 

[miranda]

i took out my retainer to better allow all this Xanax to dissolve under my tongue, then i couldnt find it to put it back in. nothing like frantically digging thru the trash like a homeless dope fiend to remind you why you stopped pill popping.

 

[Fun Sized Psycho]

My cousin made some leftovers for my brother and I because we didn't go yesterday... Why the hell did she give us spoonful sized Mac & cheese?

 

[MoonGoddess]

I took my sisters stepson to the mall to buy some "distressed" skinny jeans.
So we passed Express and i asked him if he wanted to go in there, he said "they sell granpa jeans in there"