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I did. My husband had me eat it a couple days ago and I got sick. :gag:

I'm not malnourished, I just naturally don't like to eat a lot, and I'm bony. I got it from my mom, she's naturally tall and bony too. Fat people can call themselves big boned. :mjcry:
What kinda meat was it :lupe: and how he get you to do it :lupe:

All you need to do is eat some cornbread and collard greens for a month and you'll do away with your gaunt state.
 

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What kinda meat was it :lupe: and how he get you to do it :lupe:

All you need to do is eat some cornbread and collard greens for a month and you'll do away with your gaunt state.

I eat raw collard greens.

Idk he made me tag along to some place where they have grassfed beef. I just shared with him, it was medium rare. I actually just do whatever he asks cause you know, that's the role of a wife. :skip: I'm not that feisty sometimes.
 

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I eat raw collard greens.

Idk he made me tag along to some place where they have grassfed beef. I just shared with him, it was medium rare. I actually just do whatever he asks cause you know, that's the role of a wife. :skip: I'm not that feisty sometimes.
Wow @ the bold...imagine seeing you being nice and supportive :wow:

Grassfed beef is the best kind to eat...its likely just your horrible palate. Then again I can't eat beef when its bleeding...just a lil pink and I'm good.
 

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Wow @ the bold...imagine seeing you being nice and supportive :wow:

Grassfed beef is the best kind to eat...its likely just your horrible palate. Then again I can't eat beef when its bleeding...just a lil pink and I'm good.
Lmao I can be good and well behaved Fons. I'm only feisty and sassy when I'm pushed.

I know its the best kind. He's into that organic crossfit shyt. Build looking like he just finished a bid. I'm trying to make him skinny but he not having it. :comeon:
 

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Today's my birthday and I was in a really good mood until my sister bit my head off. :shaq2:

I hope you feel better. HBD!!


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Conversation I had with my grandma earlier:

Phone rings

Me: hi grandma... What's up?
Grandma: nothing, I just called to ask a question.
Me: what's that?
Grandma: why does a red light come on when I plug up my cell phone on the charger?
Me: Grandma that means it charging. :lolbron:
Grandma: oh...:ohhh:. You know I don't know anything about stuff like that.

When I hung up I laughed soooo hard...
 

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I come down here with the intent to get my license, and a job and my own apartment. My mom says no, just focus on joining the military.

I don't want to go to the military. I don't mind it but it's not my first choice.

Time goes by and my savings runs out. She finally allows me to start working at her job.

Her husband gets tired of me at her house so she tells me to stay at my grandparent extra home (they live in another state but have a house down here). I tell her I don't want to because we don't have a good relationship, I'd rather have nothing to do with them. She says it's fine, they won't know.

I say hey, I want to get a second job since I'm not doing anything I can save up money either way. She says no. "I'm not gonna support you just for you to struggle. Join the military."

She loses her job, constantly borrows money from me. Now it's ok for me to get a second job.

Grandparents come down for the summer. Upset that people are living in their home without their permission. So I go back to my moms.

Husband gets tired again of seeing me. Mom tells me I'm moving in with my father in 2 weeks.

I call my dad and ask if he's spoken to my mom. He says no.
"Oh well, she said I was moving in with you"
"She didnt tell me but that's fine, Cin. Just make sure you get your license first."

:mindblown:
 

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I come down here with the intent to get my license, and a job and my own apartment. My mom says no, just focus on joining the military.

I don't want to go to the military. I don't mind it but it's not my first choice.

Time goes by and my savings runs out. She finally allows me to start working at her job.

Her husband gets tired of me at her house so she tells me to stay at my grandparent extra home (they live in another state but have a house down here). I tell her I don't want to because we don't have a good relationship, I'd rather have nothing to do with them. She says it's fine, they won't know.

I say hey, I want to get a second job since I'm not doing anything I can save up money either way. She says no. "I'm not gonna support you just for you to struggle. Join the military."

She loses her job, constantly borrows money from me. Now it's ok for me to get a second job.

Grandparents come down for the summer. Upset that people are living in their home without their permission. So I go back to my moms.

Husband gets tired again of seeing me. Mom tells me I'm moving in with my father in 2 weeks.

I call my dad and ask if he's spoken to my mom. He says no.
"Oh well, she said I was moving in with you"
"She didnt tell me but that's fine, Cin. Just make sure you get your license first."

:mindblown:
I'm sorry you are going through this...:hug:
 

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I come down here with the intent to get my license, and a job and my own apartment. My mom says no, just focus on joining the military.

I don't want to go to the military. I don't mind it but it's not my first choice.

Time goes by and my savings runs out. She finally allows me to start working at her job.

Her husband gets tired of me at her house so she tells me to stay at my grandparent extra home (they live in another state but have a house down here). I tell her I don't want to because we don't have a good relationship, I'd rather have nothing to do with them. She says it's fine, they won't know.

I say hey, I want to get a second job since I'm not doing anything I can save up money either way. She says no. "I'm not gonna support you just for you to struggle. Join the military."

She loses her job, constantly borrows money from me. Now it's ok for me to get a second job.

Grandparents come down for the summer. Upset that people are living in their home without their permission. So I go back to my moms.

Husband gets tired again of seeing me. Mom tells me I'm moving in with my father in 2 weeks.

I call my dad and ask if he's spoken to my mom. He says no.
"Oh well, she said I was moving in with you"
"She didnt tell me but that's fine, Cin. Just make sure you get your license first."

:mindblown:

Well, as an Army Vet, I can confidently tell you:

Time to make it or break it Shawty. Take control of your life, no matter how hard/insurmountable it seems. You can do this, and you WILL be succesful.


It's license time:ufdup:
 
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