Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[sanityovar8ted]

Awww tell me what youre getting. Are you getting a perm?

Noap no creamy crack

 

[ANewClassic]

When my bf speaks to me in French

 

[Elle Driver]

So awkward doing the dating thing.

 

[Rawtid]

When my bf speaks to me in French

Look at you and your little international boo. I love it!!

So awkward doing the dating thing.

awwww our little Elle Driver is bout that life!! I hope it works.

 

[DarlingNikki]

fukk @Noah

 

[Esco]

fukk @Noah

 

[Elle Driver]

awwww our little Elle Driver is bout that life!! I hope it works.

Girl my 28 year old ass need to trap somebody.

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

Bf: Shouldn't have eaten that much of James's spicy food
Me: Awww, I'm mad that I missed it!
Bf: Your butthole's not.

//

 

[The Electric Lady]

I asked that amazing man I've been talking about at work out in a moments haste.

I've never asked a man out. I always give them signs or whatever, or make a suggestion. I never flat out say I want to go on a date with them so this took every ounce of confidence in my being

But this man pushed me over the edge.

He said yes. now I need to not fukk this up. Now I'm nervous. Plus, he works with me. What if it doesn't work out and we still work together? Too many what if's but dammit, I'm willing to take that risk!!

 

[Sassy]

Ugh!!! I don't want to work at retail today! Anything but going there to work. Oh well, I gotta make that money.

 

[Dwolf]

When my bf speaks to me in French

Tell him I dont like him

 

[yeahisaidit]

Rita Ora killed Black Widow (just heard the song on the radio)

Beyonce is taking too long to come on

 

[The Electric Lady]

Fifth Harmony won!!!!! Eeeeek!!! shytting on those crappy white boy groups

 

[LimitedEdition]

nikkas with shytty baby mamas are worse than nikkas with AIDS.

 

[Smoke]

I wasn't here but...

Spoiler

Queen Bey shut it down