Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[Amy Traphouse]

Tampons are like tiny penises.

I still can't get used to them. They make my stomach hurt. Ob is too small. I'm wondering if I should try a diva cup if I don't like tampons.

Those cups are too messy to put in and take out.

My next bc option will have to bring the monthly visitor to a halt.

 

[KOOL-AID]

Just bought these on etsy

can't wait to wear them.

also my little sister is moving in with her girlfriend next week.

cheer up she has to leave the nest sumtime; nice shades

 

[Ashley Banks]

Whats it about?

It's about a novelist (Vida) who hires another writer to write her biography. She wrote 12 stories about her own life but they were all different because she was lying, so the last one was called the 13th tale lol. She told her about twins named Adeline and Emmeline, Emmeline was good, Adeline was evil. Their mother went to a mental hospital when they were 9, their father was their mother's brother and he was found dead in the woods. So they were taken care of by their maid and their gardener. Their family doctor hired a "governess" to teach them, Emmeline listened to her and did what she told them but Adeline didn't so they separated them and left Emmeline at home and took Adeline to the doctor's house. While Adeline was with the doctor the governess saw Emmeline out in the woods with Adeline so she ran over to the doctor's house to tell him that she didn't want them together but Adeline was still in the house in bed. The governess quit because she thought she was going crazy. When the girls were 17 their maid died, she fell off the stairs. Then their gardener was killed, someone broke the safety latch on his ladder and he fell. Vida said it wasn't Emmeline and she didn't do it.

So the writer was trying to figure out who was killing everyone If Emmeline wasn't doing it and Adeline (supposedly Vida) wasn't doing it.

 

[Dwolf]

It's about a novelist (Vida) who hires another writer to write her biography. She wrote 12 stories about her own life but they were all different because she was lying, so the last one was called the 13th tale lol. She told her about twins named Adeline and Emmeline, Emmeline was good, Adeline was evil. Their mother went to a mental hospital when they were 9, their father was their mother's brother and he was found dead in the woods. So they were taken care of by their maid and their gardener. Their family doctor hired a "governess" to teach them, Emmeline listened to her and did what she told them but Adeline didn't so they separated them and left Emmeline at home and took Adeline to the doctor's house. While Adeline was with the doctor the governess saw Emmeline out in the woods with Adeline so she ran over to the doctor's house to tell him that she didn't want them together but Adeline was still in the house in bed. The governess quit because she thought she was going crazy. When the girls were 17 their maid died, she fell off the stairs. Then their gardener was killed, someone broke the safety latch on his ladder and he fell. Vida said it wasn't Emmeline and she didn't do it.

So the writer was trying to figure out who was killing everyone If Emmeline wasn't doing it and Adeline (supposedly Vida) wasn't doing it.

Spoilers much?

 

[Ashley Banks]

Spoilers much?

Not really.

 

[Seea]

I wanna eat some p*ssy right now with some nice girl playing in my hair and wrapping her thighs around my neck

What a blessed man you are.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

omg today is the greatest scarface laughed at my joke then followed me on twitter *faints*

 

[charmander]

What a blessed man you are.

 

[KOOL-AID]

omg today is the greatest scarface laughed at my joke then followed me on twitter *faints*

whats the joke

 

[sanityovar8ted]

SCARFACE ‏@BrotherMob 31m
They trying to black ball me too but I got LONG BLACK NUTS so fukk y'all Imma stay on ground level

sanityovar8ted ‏@Thowd214 26m
@BrotherMob how long are we talking here? old man hanging past ur boxers long? :/ either way ull always be the GOAT to me

SCARFACE ‏@BrotherMob 23m
@Thowd214 haaaaaaaa

 

[KOOL-AID]

SCARFACE ‏@BrotherMob 31m
They trying to black ball me too but I got LONG BLACK NUTS so fukk y'all Imma stay on ground level

sanityovar8ted ‏@Thowd214 26m
@BrotherMob how long are we talking here? old man hanging past ur boxers long? :/ either way ull always be the GOAT to me

SCARFACE ‏@BrotherMob 23m
@Thowd214 haaaaaaaa

way to simp

 

[sanityovar8ted]

way to simp

was it really?

 

[KOOL-AID]

was it really?

Yup

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Yup

 

[Raava]

Some things shouldn't make you this happy...