Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[yeahisaidit]

My sister fired me from being her Maid of Honor after two days

 

[Rawtid]

My sister fired me from being her Maid of Honor after two days

What did you do?

 

[Regine Hunter]

Being in a hotel room horny as fukk (and ovulating) while the couple (i can tell they black...I've heard the term "nikka" about 8 times) in the room behind you are fukking, and ol' girl is getting that back taken out

 

[DarlingNikki]

He just knew exactly what he was doing

Hard to find one of those

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Guy at the gym: "Is it just me or I haven't seen you in a bit"
me: yeah I have been out for 3 months... I am just getting back today... *In my head *......

Guy: "yeah, I've been back for a solid month and I don't think I've seen you around"

me: "Yeah I know, hopefully that'll change ** "

guy: "ok, see ya around"

I didn't ask his name.... I didn't ask if he can give me pointers on how to get back into the swing of things... I should've said "hopefully we can see more of each other".... ... le sigh.... I am terrible at this man....

Both of you seem awkward as fukk

kinda convo is that??

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

My sister fired me from being her Maid of Honor after two days

She fit?

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

God I both wanna cry and strangle somebody.

You need @Willstyles shoulder to lean on

 

[Black Magisterialness]

Ladies, should I be afraid of this white/Pakistani chick who thirsting me?


its kinda creepy but i kinda like it....idk though thirsty girls make me nervous....like "if you don't fukk i'll kill you" nervous.

 

[Rawtid]

Any of you ladies ever squirt without an orgasm to follow?

 

[Demon]

Being in a hotel room horny as fukk (and ovulating) while the couple (i can tell they black...I've heard the term "nikka" about 8 times) in the room behind you are fukking, and ol' girl is getting that back taken out

Any of you ladies ever squirt without an orgasm to follow?

I just wandered in this thread for the fukk of it...

im gonna sub this thread

 

[muse]

I swear I'm like Rochelle from everybody hates Chris. Except my man ain't got 2 jobs, and I do need this




This man was talking to me about my 4runner said "it don't give you no problems!" Actually its horrible in snow. And "its not bad on gas". Actually mine is a gas guzzler

 

[CinnaSlim]

I'm hearing people run around upstairs but nobody's home.

 

[yeahisaidit]

What did you do?

I told her that her online wedding thingy (don't know what to call it honestly) was corny as hell, and that I didn't authorize the use of my picture in the "Maid of Honor" section. She rehired me today, but I am now known as the "Maid of questionable Honor".

She fit?

Go away Malc, lol

 

[ExpensiveThrillz]

Any of you ladies ever squirt without an orgasm to follow?

is this even possible? I always thought the squirt only came because of the orgasm...I wanna know more

 

[Rawtid]

is this even possible? I always thought the squirt only came because of the orgasm...I wanna know more

I was reading and some were saying its separate and its definitely not pee.

I figure you should know when youre having a vaginal orgasm, right?