Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[sanityovar8ted]

I once got a call from my sister, who got a hysterical call from my Mom about her seeing an article about the world ending. It was an Onion article.

I wanna laugh but I wont out of respect 4 ya mom :/

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

I wanna laugh but I wont out of respect 4 ya mom :/

Please, laugh. It was funny as hell after I realized she was safe

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Please, laugh. It was funny as hell after I realized she was safe

ok

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

ok

It's ok- her spirit lives on in the things she's instilled in me, how she taught me how not to live life, and her overall fukkery that I had to witness and can now giggle at

 

[sanityovar8ted]

It's ok- her spirit lives on in the things she's instilled in me, how she taught me how not to live life, and her overall fukkery that I had to witness and can now giggle at

oh shes not here anymore? Aww I know how u feel then. I get to feeling like that when a funny memory of my granny comes up. It just makes u smile all over.

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

oh shes not here anymore? Aww I know how u feel then. I get to feeling like that when a funny memory of my granny comes up. It just makes u smile all over.

 

[iBrowse]

thats what you heard huh

I'm learning something new about us every day.

 

[Cheeky]

Your new avi is pretty!

Thank you!

 

[muse]

i was watching the bag lady video and erykah was so skinny!
how she do that?

 

[Yinny]

I did a wash and go yesterday, think I'm gonna have to file that under wash and no for the time being until I actually learn what to put in it. Shrinkage was unbelievable!

 

[muse]

i am fukking annoyed to the max with this country. my stupid ass (former!!!!! ) job had insufficient funds and my ass get charged $19 but i have no fukking overdrafts


who i do contact to tell them to change this rule. i got my $19 back, but im scared to deposit the check again for i might get charged again. this big ass corporation cant go after the other bank. you go after me. the little guy! i need to start a petition or something? im so serial

 

[Raava]

I hate going places with my mom sometimes. She is always not picking at my clothes. You need to pull those shorts down. That top is too small. We are going to the beach, it doesn't matter! If you have any kind of body it can be seen. Everything is covered family friendly geez.

 

[Token]

It's so hot. I'm dying.




@KOOL-AID I'm guessing it was you who put that "We Love Koolaid" tag.

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

they started offering cheap weekly massages at work, but are considering canceling it cuz signups have been low. this is the masseuse

sorry, but this dude looks like he went to massage therapy school while in prison doing a bid for jacking off while staring into women's apartments. who did they think wanted a massage from him?

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

they started offering cheap weekly messages at work, but are considering canceling it cuz signups have been low. this is the masseuse

sorry, but this dude looks like he went to massage therapy school while in prison doing a bid for jacking off while staring into women's apartments. who did they think wanted a massage from him?

I used to have that regularly at work- I was moving to CA- I told the masseuse at my last visit and he started being ULTRA creepy. Saying things like how lucky my boyfriend was to have me, and to maybe keep in touch and visit when I come home All while he was massaging me. It was SO weird and inappropriate