Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[Colicat]

How old are you?

Half past grown .... I am older than 90% of the Coli

 

[SiickCurllyGurl]

I need another job... After I buy this car, i'm going to be a pizza delivery woman.

 

[swimmingpools]

I wonder what kind of mouthpiece one has to have to solicit naked pics off of people...

.... Imma start texting the dudes in my phone to see if I can develop some skills... Any ladies have any tips?

These nikkas out here don't care about women.... might as fukkin well develop a collection....... team #nolove

For some dudes all you have to text is "hey" and you'll get one. Or I heard...you can talk some dirty stuff & when or if he tells you you're turning him or and whatnot, tell him to "prove it".

 

[charmander]

For some dudes all you have to text is "hey" and you'll get one. Or I heard...you can talk some dirty stuff & when or if he tells you you're turning him or and whatnot, tell him to "prove it".

thats what you heard huh

 

[swimmingpools]

thats what you heard huh

Yes, I only text pure and innocent things, but I heard it works. I think I read it in Cosmo if I remember correctly.

 

[Cheeky]

Damn. Thread disappeared before I could finish reading.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

I luv my moma but she is a functioning retard and she just proved it again. She called me at home to ask me was I in jail, cuz somebody keeps calling her from jail and she thought it was me. Im like moma u called me at home, henceforth im not in jail.

 

[PriceisRight]

These dirty e-thieves done kilt my ATM card of 9 fukking years. Yeah I need a new picture and I'm over bettyboop.

But damn damn damn

Dirty, slimy e-thieves fukkers.

 

[Colicat]

These dirty e-thieves done kilt my ATM card of 9 fukking years. Yeah I need a new picture and I'm over bettyboop.

But damn damn damn

Dirty, slimy e-thieves fukkers.

Damn.... how do you think they got access?

 

[PriceisRight]

Damn.... how do you think they got access?

That dirty target breach. The bank wouldn't/couldn't tell me what merchant. But I suspect target. I was stupid and didn't use cash last time I went.

 

[Colicat]

That dirty target breach. The bank wouldn't/couldn't tell me what merchant. But I suspect target. I was stupid and didn't use cash last time I went.

Damn... sorry you have to go through that...

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

I luv my moma but she is a functioning retard and she just proved it again. She called me at home to ask me was I in jail, cuz somebody keeps calling her from jail and she thought it was me. Im like moma u called me at home, henceforth im not in jail.

sounds like something my Mom would have done. Part of me laughs, part of me

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

Damn. Thread disappeared before I could finish reading.

Your new avi is pretty!

 

[sanityovar8ted]

sounds like something my Mom would have done. Part of me laughs, part of me

exactly

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

exactly

I once got a call from my sister, who got a hysterical call from my Mom about her seeing an article about the world ending. It was an Onion article.