My mother had that marriage talk with me. Damn she just ethered my soul tho.
what she say?
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what she say?
Elle Driver
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She's so funny, she does it in that "I'm just tryna help you but I'ma diss you anyway" way.
She was like "Elle, you know in the blink of an eye you gon turn 30. Don't you wanna grow old with someone? I'll help you find a good man since you seem to have a problem doing that".
I'm used to it, but damn, mama ain't got no filter, even for her baby.
She's so funny, she does it in that "I'm just tryna help you but I'ma diss you anyway" way.
She was like "Elle, you know in the blink of an eye you gon turn 30. Don't you wanna grow old with someone? I'll help you find a good man since you seem to have a problem doing that".
I'm used to it, but damn, mama ain't got no filter, even for her baby.
truth bombs from mom.
@ "I'll help you find a good man since you seem to have a problem doing that"Damn, yo mama dont hold back
lol30 isn't old tho.. not to me at least.
The other day when my mom met my bf for the first time she was like.. "its such a pleasure to meet you
" 5 secs later " so when yall gunna get married and make me some grand babies?
"I was shook like
lol
Elle Driver
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Damn, yo mama dont hold back
30 isn't old tho.. not to me at least.
The other day when my mom met my bf for the first time she was like.. "its such a pleasure to meet you
I was shook like
That sound like something my mama would say. My mama don't care, she be doin brazen shyt like that. She told me "you need to learn how to lie to make a man feel good. You know how many times I lied to your dad?"
I was like "but ma, y'all ended up divorced".
She was like "yeah but that's because I got tired of lying. But you young, you can hold out".
Do you want to be married?My mother had that marriage talk with me. Damn she just ethered my soul tho.
Elle Driver
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No, it's hard for me to believe in that concept.
She told me "you need to learn how to lie to make a man feel good. You know how many times I lied to your dad?"
I was like "but ma, y'all ended up divorced".
She was like "yeah but that's because I got tired of lying. But you young, you can hold out".
Your mama is a trip
"you young, you can hold out"
Elle Driver
Veteran
Your mama is a trip
"you young, you can hold out"
She literally has no emotions on her face. She says that shyt so deadpan too, which makes it hurt.
His kicks are damn near on jiujitsu level
The way i'm feeling right now I could easily say i'd have two more kids after this
The way i'm feeling right now I could easily say i'd have two more kids after this
*reverse fate psychology*
awkwardblackgirl
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How unfortunate that I'm travelling alongside one of the most annoying people I think I've ever not known.
This dude asking the most irrelevant, invasive ass questions to folks who look like they're ready to punch him in the face.
I'm just glad he ain't sitting beside me, directly in front of me, or behind me. Because fukk all that.
This dude asking the most irrelevant, invasive ass questions to folks who look like they're ready to punch him in the face.
I'm just glad he ain't sitting beside me, directly in front of me, or behind me. Because fukk all that.
LimitedEdition
Misanthropy Personified
- PMS got me straddling 
and 
and 
. Ima drink this bottle of wine. This is my second day drinking an entire bottle.
- Is PMS a valid reason to become an alcoholic?
- I haven't gone for a run in almost a week. I feel like trash.
- I ate a bag of M&Ms and 2 slices of pizza.
- Im gonna be shaped like very soon. I should toss myself in the bushes.
- Why can't I be great?
- Im being a bytch ass nikka
and and . Ima drink this bottle of wine. This is my second day drinking an entire bottle.- Is PMS a valid reason to become an alcoholic?
- I haven't gone for a run in almost a week. I feel like trash.
- I ate a bag of M&Ms and 2 slices of pizza.
- Im gonna be shaped like
very soon. I should toss myself in the bushes.- Why can't I be great?
- Im being a bytch ass nikka
I need a hug
my freckles are getting darker 
what part of the game is this?! All that ambi fade cream for nothing 
what part of the game is this?! All that ambi fade cream for nothing