Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[SiickCurllyGurl]

I have the weirdest dreams ever.
One dream included: getting my right boob filled in to match the left, getting in a car accident while pregnant with twins (the car was on of those baby escalades lol), the father being someone i haven't seen in years, his side of the family trying to kill me, sex in a hospital bed, and locking myself in a bathroom full of ice cubes and red candles...

Woke up like

 

[yeahisaidit]

Oh shyt!!! Ahhhh you probably really like him too.

I don't, thank goodness. I knew something wasn't right with him. His body is nice though

 

[Rawtid]

I don't, thank goodness. I knew something wasn't right with him. His body is nice though

We'll toss him before feelings start creeping in. Them shyts come from no where.

 

[yeahisaidit]

@Rawtid

Nah, I cant. I need someone to move all of my heavy furniture from my 3rd floor apartment. And since I haven't given him any butt (and don't plan to), he will do it because he thinks that's his way of getting in...


Nah son.

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Magnum ice-cream bars >>>>>>.>

 

[Amy Traphouse]

I'm dating a stripper


I officially suck at life

Is he bisexual or just strip for men for the money

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

I'm dating a stripper


I officially suck at life

is he fine tho?

 

[yeahisaidit]

Is he bisexual or just strip for men for the money

I didn't ask. I just know he will not be inserting his choo-choo in my cha-cha. I am disgusted.

is he fine tho?

Girl, his body is

His face is okay, but he has these full pink lips.

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

Girl, his body is

His face is okay, but he has these full pink lips.

Is he sweet and good to you?

 

[yeahisaidit]

Is he sweet and good to you?

The sweetest, actually. He's a creeper though. I can't.

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

The sweetest, actually. He's a creeper though. I can't.

Girl, if you cant already then the bushes may be his next home

 

[yeahisaidit]

Girl, if you cant already then the bushes may be his next home

As soon as all of my furniture is moved

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

As soon as all of my furniture is moved

I know thats right

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Question?


I got this female friend-- met her back in 2009
been smashing sporadically


I have never been to her crib EVER
matta fact when i met her she told me she lived in one city but been saying a dif one lately
-i asked if she moved and said NO


all the other chicks i deal with always beg me to come to their crib but not her

-i even told her if she was tired of driving here i could go there

i think this chick is either married or lives with a dude

how should i handle this situation

 

[Regine Hunter]

these cramps got me like