Essential Official Random Thoughts Thread (Ladies only)

[SiickCurllyGurl]

I can't blame a man for wanting that body.

Consider your age, lot of those lil dude your age just got they first taste of ass a month ago. They have a smash and grab mentality so quantity to them is better than quality. Protect the pearls and let the pool of candidates have a chance to mature.

I hate my age, it doesn't agree with my thinking.
sighhhh ... i guess i have no choice but to let them mature.

Yo, ya'll seen this shyt

Cheap ass nasty lady.... why is she saving food like that?????

She better have came from the ultimate struggle to be like that.

 

[charmander]

I hate my age, it doesn't agree with my thinking.
sighhhh ... i guess i have no choice but to let them mature.


Cheap ass nasty lady.... why is she saving food like that?????

She better have came from the ultimate struggle to be like that.

i love you and want to bite your rump like a ripe plum

 

[SiickCurllyGurl]

i love you and want to bite your rump like a ripe plum

you can bite me anywhere

 

[charmander]

you can bite me anywhere

would you drag me around the house by my hair and put cigarettes out on my chest and beat me with extension cords

 

[yeahisaidit]

I don't look like T-Boz, #1 pick

 

[Elle Driver]

I hate New Year resolution people at the gym. I keep saying I'm going get a home gym; I really need to get on that.

Me too. But I'm subletting so I didn't wanna waste money. I got an ab roller for Christmas though.

 

[charmander]

I don't look like T-Boz, #1 pick

i wanna curl up on ur lap and purr until i fall asleep like a kitty cat

 

[yeahisaidit]

i wanna curl up on ur lap and purr until i fall asleep like a kitty cat

I hate cats

I'll play in your hair until you fall asleep though

 

[Elle Driver]

would you drag me around the house by my hair and put cigarettes out on my chest and beat me with extension cords

Look at this nikka. I'ma take yo ass back to the motherland.

 

[SiickCurllyGurl]

would you drag me around the house by my hair and put cigarettes out on my chest and beat me with extension cords

wowoooow that's out of my pay grade.

 

[Rusty Kuntz]

Me too. But I'm subletting so I didn't wanna waste money. I got an ab roller for Christmas though.

I'll generally run outside, but it's been cold as cat piss, so I've been using the indoor track, and these new muthafukkas either can't read or they just don't give a damn, cause they'll walk in groups of 5-6, walk the opposite direction they're supposed to go, etc. I'm like "Inside lane is for fast runners... could ya'll please move the hell out the way?"

It just irks me... if you're gonna use the gym, follow the rules.

 

[#1 pick]

I don't look like T-Boz, #1 pick

Sent me a recent pic, I remember that pic from a year ago and I remember that you looked like T-Boz.

 

[#1 pick]

Look at this nikka. I'ma take yo ass back to the motherland.

Elle, I need to take your ass to the motherland, Abuja, Nigeria to be exact

They aren't robbing and kidnapping people there like they are doing in Onitsha.

 

[charmander]

Look at this nikka. I'ma take yo ass back to the motherland.

we can visit @malcolmxxx_45's people in mogadishu and share a beef injerra platter

wowoooow that's out of my pay grade.

can we smoke bowls of loud and eat chili cheese dogs and watch will ferrell movies at least

 

[charmander]

I hate cats

I'll play in your hair until you fall asleep though

i would kick every cat i see for the rest of my life to have you play in my hair