Official NXT Takeover Portland Thread

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Britt I stans for you but that Whataburger comment still hurts

Texas wasn't safe, Cleveland wasn't safe ... the role model, Dr. Baker shytting on every town :wow:

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So... I made the joke last page about the Cole/Ciampa show on the Network... I've been sat here watching the match and my brain ran off on it's own.

First major story arc is Ciampa wants Cole to cut his hair to decrease water-resistance. Cole wants to keep his hair for personal reasons. There's aggression. Cole goes to his room to play League of Legends while silently crying and eyeing a pair of scissors. Camera pan over to his desk. There's an old picture in a chipped frame. Cole's father, who went away for smokes years back, had a bytchin' ponytail. Sad music plays. Next scene, he shows up to the meet with a swimcap on and a black eye, and does the heat of his life, getting himself a spot on the school team, immediately making friends with Kyle and Roddy, as well as an upperclassmen Robert 'my friends call me Bobby'.

Something is wrong with my brain. Probably weed.
 

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Mauro? Are you ok?

The Air Raid Crash is Falcon Arrow tier. If you do it while hitting your WWE 2K OMG! Moment, maybe it wins you a match, but otherwise... I think a baby kicks out of that tier of moves at 2. A literal, actual baby.
 
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