Official Jurassic World Thread

[FlyRy]

Is that you Ja? Is that you Irv? Lol no diss I just read your reply and thought of that song.

That aftermath murder inc beef

The i smell p*ssy song breh?

 

[MartyMcFly]

The i smell p*ssy song breh?

yup

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Nope..highest grossing one and the most profitable flick for paramount that year. The humans are basically afterthoughts in those movies anyway man. People want to see robots doing robot shyt. Put someone on the posters to sell the movie and someone to do talk shows who's just a little likable, got a little charisma, put a cute woman in it..boom, you're printing money. That's why they knew they'd be good without Shia and just replaced Megan with another beautiful woman; they're a factory of movie making and one replaced human cast member won't stop the show or hurt the bottom line

Yeah it killed it world wide which is now the focus..they were all on china's little dikks..but domestically it was the lowest performing of all four. Interesting.

 

[BonafideDefacto]

This shyt is already at 38 pages pre release



Impressed

 

[Adam3000]

This shyt is already at 38 pages pre release



Impressed

Half the pages are talking about how terrible it looks

The other half are arguing about whether Chris Pratt qualifies as a movie star

 

[BonafideDefacto]

Half the pages are talking about how terrible it looks

The other half are arguing about whether Chris Pratt qualifies as a movie star

Still discussion breh,
still discussion...

 

[OmegaK2099]

They couldn't fit all the action into the first so they spread them out across 3 flicks, that is how good the book is

 

[OmegaK2099]

It also looks like Chris Pratt is more like the book version of Alan Grant, who is alot like indiana jones and knew little to nothing about Dinosaurs, although it looks like they added in that he trains raptors

 

[Jx2]

Did a little digging (get it???) today and found this...



http://www.slashfilm.com/jurassic-world-early-buzz/

this might actually be ok brehs

 

[Uncle_Ruckus]

Did a little digging (get it???) today and found this...


http://www.slashfilm.com/jurassic-world-early-buzz/

this might actually be ok brehs

Those reviews had me hyped until I read the last one saying "On par with JP3"

 

[Jx2]

Those reviews had me hyped until I read the last one saying "On par with JP3"

That was thrown in among the others as if it was some type of compliment. I read that comment like ...someone liked JP3?

 

[Uncle_Ruckus]

That was thrown in among the others as if it was some type of compliment. I read that comment like ...someone like JP3?

I'm just gonna believe the ones saying it's the best JP sequel. That's enough to make me happy until I see for myself.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Did a little digging (get it???) today and found this...



http://www.slashfilm.com/jurassic-world-early-buzz/

this might actually be ok brehs

They paid em

 

[Jx2]

I'm just gonna believe the ones saying it's the best JP sequel. That's enough to make me happy until I see for myself.

Gad is nerdy enough that he strikes me a as a legit fan of the original so for him to say what he said makes me feel good

 

[Jx2]

They paid em

They paid Josh Gad to catch an early screening? I don't think it works like that