Official Game of Thrones Season 5 Thread (No books/leaks spoilers; spoiler tags not allowed)

[klutch2381]

mellisandre been wrong as shyt and yet yall place your faith in her? i wouldn't be surprised if he comes back and she's somehow involved, but it's truly fukk her at this point, bytch is garbage at this lord of light shyt

Melisandre is horrible. They're acting like we didn't just see her ensure Stannis of victory and then dip before the battle even took place because she knew it was a wrap -- after she broiled a little girl alive to prevent the L. Melisandre is a rank amateur in the lord of light shyt on the show. Only thing she did that actually worked was the shadow goon. Robb got killed for fukking over his bannermen. Joffrey got killed for being a petulant child, and Balon Greyjoy is still breathing.

Even though I'm a Stark loyalist there's a part of me that would be on some

shyt if Jon is dead-dead. It would be the ultimate, "Oh, so you think you can predict shyt? Enhhhhh. Wrong," salute to the fans.

I'd stopped watching, but I'd have a tremendous respect for the writers' gangster.

 

[Jello Biafra]

Jon Snow is part of my Trio of Untouchable Characters on GoT. Its him, Tyrion and Arya.
So am I going to just believe that there will be some magic shenanigans that bring him back from the dead in the first episode of next season because without Jon Snow at the forefront of it the whole White Walker storyline means nothing at all.

 

[O.Red]

Ya boy Stannis leaned up against that tree like

Had the first 20 min of the episode

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

Ya boy Stannis leaned up against that tree like

Had the first 20 min of the episode

Stannisset trying to hop on other houses after this massive L

 

[BreezyH]

They were on horseback and they had their curved swords. It looks like they were in the north, tho :Patrice:.

It looked like the exact same spot where Ned chopped off ol' boys head in season 1,

exactly, maybe they cheaped out on shooting locations, but they look like they're in the north. no place we've seen up to now in essos looks like this place

Already confirmed its Dothraki.

Dothraki don't have a real home

Their whole life is literally riding around and raiding

very plausible explanation

 

[Methodical]

He be back as a stark not a snow.

He's gone breh.....let it go . He's not coming back.

 

[Bryan Danielson]

So how many of yall #StannisSet and #SnowSet cat ready to roll with #RamseySet ?

 

[Vilhena]

exactly, maybe they cheaped out on shooting locations, but they look like they're in the north. no place we've seen up to now in essos looks like this place








very plausible explanation

GoT inside the episode. Creators already confirmed.

 

[Silkk]

Loses all around. Stannis got everything he deserve though. Hopefully Melissendra get hers too.

She gonna fukk around & get a train ran on her

 

[O.Red]

Explain to me how Reek and Sansha survived that jump tho

Think Omar but with even more suspension of disbelief. (Keep in mind that the dude Omar is based on actually survived that jump)

Add in people's natural and general assumption that "snow is soft"

 

[Th3G3ntleman]

If Jon is dead what was the whole purpose of Hardhome?

 

[satam55]

@Adam3000 @satam55 I need a podcast to get me thru a long flight. What is the best GOT one?

The Black Guy Who Tips podcast (from SOHH vet, @rodimusprime ) does a big weekly GoT discussion podcast. They usually do it on a Monday, Tuesday or, Wednesday evening, so it ain't recorded yet.

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Yeah I think they're Dothraki as well... Like maybe that army been moving in the shadows following her wherever she went.

It's also why I thought the dragon didn't want to take her back.. Like he knew they were there and could help her...


Either that or she's fukked

Nah homey just got the itis from dem charred fleshback ribs,and loins

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

So how many of yall #StannisSet and #SnowSet cat ready to roll with #RamseySet ?

I'm on the wall with these fukkboys my brethren in black