Official Game of Thrones Season 5 Thread (No books/leaks spoilers; spoiler tags not allowed)

[dora_da_destroyer]

My white savior is saving white folks, as they should. Yours got the brown masses calling her mama... #c00nset #motherofhandouts

I want my credit for #c00nset...misguided orphan ass nikkas

 

[KingMalik]

The North Remembers, them boys in the South cowards
It's StarkSet, we never lost power, tell em
Welcome to Winterfell City (chea)
Welcome to Winterfell City (ugh)

I'm a Northern brawler, Winterfell Godswood loiterer
Milk of the poppy, get your order up
I'm racing to King's Landing, pass Riverlands borders
Hoster riding if me and Jon marry his daughters
Harrenhal tourney attender, before the Mad King died and we got left with all you Lannister pretenders
Heads on the spike if you pan left to right
Desert the Night's Watch, you better guard your life
Don't be the man that gives commands his swordhand can't write
I go off with they heads when I'm scrambling with Ice
Petty swords to Arthur Dayne, we manhandling knights
Rhaegar lost cuz he ain't bring hammers to the fight
Lost my father, my sister, my brother Brandon to the strife
A million wolves coming through King's Landing tonight

The North Remembers, them boys in the South cowards
It's StarkSet, we never lost power, tell em
Welcome to Winterfell City (chea)
Welcome to Winterfell City (ugh)

 

[Black Magisterialness]

Maybe that's what the thread was missing. Until after last week's episode, there wasn't much beefing and most of the talk was about the episodes themselves

The last five pages (at 50 per page at that) is almost nothing but beef. Even the long dead catching heat

Cats throwing stones at the Dragons the same was like Killa Cam dissin Aaliyah

 

[Adam3000]

Powerful rhymes

 

[JetLife]

Maybe that's what the thread was missing. Until after last week's episode, there wasn't much beefing and most of the talk was about the episodes themselves

The last five pages (at 50 per page at that) is almost nothing but beef. Even the long dead catching heat

What's wild is this popped off outta nowhere.

Usually the rumble of sets going at each other's necks is response to action on TV ... e.g. WolfGang pushing towards the Lannisters at King's Landing or TargSet just crushing opponents across the water in the Euro League.

But literally nothing on TV sparked this ... I guess errybody just a little antsy and Stannis pushing Souf might be the sparkplug to re-ignite the royal rumble.

 

[dtownreppin214]

Bran started the story

Bran gonna end the story

Everything else is background chatter

when you think about the fact that he's in another dimension fukking around with the children of the forest, it makes everything that's happening in king's landing seem so trivial...

 

[Soundbwoy]

Fake king, no love, you get the sword, fake as a blackfyre
Your luck low, Robert didn't know he got drunk and died
You Tyrells nikkaz is gayed out, get fukked and ate out
Targaryen pretender turned bytch, I got the blade out
96 Ac ways I made out, Aegon's way
The Good-F-E-L-L-A, verbal sword play
Dipped attache, jumped out the horse, empty out my bladder
A glass of hale make a man Gerold Hightower
Red God plots, murder schemes, I stay sonning Wildlings
Regulate wit my Knight's, 17 rocks gleam from one ring
Yo let me let y'all peasants know one thing
There's one life, one love, so there can only be one King #stannisset

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Yall stupid for these rhymes tho

 

[Soundbwoy]

Yall stupid for these rhymes tho

If you aint #stannisset you might want to think it through or these next verses might be about you

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

If you aint #stannisset you might want to think it through or these next verses might be about you

Just noticed your avi

 

[King Crimson]

The North Remembers, them boys in the South cowards
It's StarkSet, we never lost power, tell em
Welcome to Winterfell City (chea)
Welcome to Winterfell City (ugh)

I'm a Northern brawler, Winterfell Godswood loiterer
Milk of the poppy, get your order up
I'm racing to King's Landing, pass Riverlands borders
Hoster riding if me and Jon marry his daughters
Harrenhal tourney attender, before the Mad King died and we got left with all you Lannister pretenders
Heads on the spike if you pan left to right
Desert the Night's Watch, you better guard your life
Don't be the man that gives commands his swordhand can't write
I go off with they heads when I'm scrambling with Ice
Petty swords to Arthur Dayne, we manhandling knights
Rhaegar lost cuz he ain't bring hammers to the fight
Lost my father, my sister, my brother Brandon to the strife
A million wolves coming through King's Landing tonight

The North Remembers, them boys in the South cowards
It's StarkSet, we never lost power, tell em
Welcome to Winterfell City (chea)
Welcome to Winterfell City (ugh)

 

[KingMalik]

when you think about the fact that he's in another dimension fukking around with the children of the forest, it makes everything that's happening in king's landing seem so trivial...

Everybody's fighting over that stupid chair. It won't mean anything when the Others come...

 

[jericho]

Brehs, I got a good feeling about #theonset this week

They settin' us up for a W, brehs

 

[dennis roadman]

Brehs, I got a good feeling about #theonset this week

They settin' us up for a W, brehs

brehs thought i was on one, but you breh

 

[#StarkSet]

brehs thought i was on one, but you breh

at least he can redeem himself and still claim small victories



you've lost for the past 16 years




I hear people still digging and looking for some rubies