OFFICIAL Game of Holmes Season 8 Thread - A Dream of Flat Tops 4/14/19

[Dr. Narcisse]

@3Rivers
I need that Jamie seeing Bran waiting in the cut scene with the song Mastermind playing over it


Now I'm strong with nikkas who feel Jamie was wrong

 

[Foxmulder]

Night King didn’t have to the little lord Umber like.

 

[Take It In Blood]

 

[Mr Clean]

It's the first episode and i already found my least favorite character of the series. I swear to the Old Gods it's on sight when I find the nikka who thought it was a good idea to give the Raven Formerly Known as Bran a wheelchair. As if this lil nikka wasn't creepy enough, you went and made him vastly more mobile. Cats can't chill in the cut and enjoy a mug of ale without this socially awkward dude rolling up staring at them like Huell from Breaking Bad

Disrespectful ass nikka ain't let Dany and Jon recover from their horselag before he hit the wrap it up box and told them they ain't got time for no frivolous chitchat. Sitting there waiting on Jamie like the TSA and he's tryna smuggle that gold hand through customs. "The thing's we do for love"? You ended Bran's rock climbing career over a bytch that's giving up the p*ssy to a pirate as we speak. Da gawd Salladhor Saan was supposed to clap those cheeks back in season 4

Jamie's gotta be the luckiest deadbeat dad in the Seven Kingdoms. Dude ain't had to pay child support for any of his kids, and those lil nikkas died before paternity tests could be invented. Ain't nobody coming for his paper. Cersei found a new simp to fund her future incest baby's lavish lifestyle. Euron outchea talmbout putting a prince in her belly. There's currently no vacancies, my guy. She ain't on that lovey dovey shyt, though. She let dude smash and straight up told him "You're Uber's outside, breh"Cersei's dumbass asking about elephants. Who the fukk she think she is, Hannibal Lecter...Hannibal Burress...y'all nikkas know who I meanI'm happy the homey Strick told her "Dude, finish your breakfast" I can't front though, the Golden Company is a much swaggier squad than the Second Sons. nikkas ain't bought to put respeck on the names of inferior children, but everybody likes those Cash 4 Gold commercialsRemind me to never play cee-lo with those cheating ass muhfukkas, doe. Not that the Northerners seemed to be in the "putting respeck on names" mood this episode in general. I thought Winterfell was a sanctuary city? Come to find out the people of the North are just like 21 Savage's choppa, they hate nikkas

I savored Drogon coming through leaving those Trump supporters shook, lil scary ass cacs. They made sure to tuck their fukking chains in when da gawd pulled up. They got mind control over Drogon. When he roars, they be quiet. But when he flies away, they be talking again. These racist ass northerners are the type of folk to call the City Watch just cause they saw some Unsullied having a barbecue in the park and then start asking if they had a permit. Mind your cotdamn businessI seen some of y'all hyping up the reveal about my boy Aegon, but the newest addition to #Targset was confirmed earlier in the episode. My dude ain't even have his CDL license yet he was piloting Rhaegal like a natural. Sittin' Sideways, paused in a daze, straight stunting on nikkasAegon instantly realized the difference between a 4.0 and a 4.6, right chere. Da gawd knew he couldn't go back to Mustangs after driving a Firebird. Kang's can't be out here driving anything but those miracle whipsI ain't hear Aegon mention Ghost the entire episode. The direwolf is straight up bushes status from now on. This broad Sansa finna get a healthy dose of that shrubbery if she stays on that fukk shyt. What does a dragon eat? bytch, you cooking? What does a dragon eat? W's, nikka

I defended her last season, but she had me dumb scressed this episode. I do appreciate that she enjoyed the reception at Joffrey's wedding, doe

Let me find out this wierdo Qyburn worked at a Planned Parenthood before he went to the Citadel. How else could that nikka diagnose STDs without a vaginal swab? Say what you want about Littlefinger's scheming ways, but when he ran the brothel game in King's Landing, he kept nothing but the most pristine hoes. All those bytches got tested regularly. My dude Bronn can't get his castle, but he's gonna be out here burning like Usher in these streets. Lollys ain't never gonna take his ass back now. Bronn can sing, but he doesn't have an album on par with ConfessionsIt's good to see my dude Gendry back doing what he loves. He's making special orders and everything. He's gonna name his shop Westeros Customs. I heard you like the ocean, so we put a fish tank in your swordArya's already got a sword and a dagger yet she's still tooling up. Sounding like Styles P with the arsenal she's building up: and did I mention, swords from Red Dead Redemption

I know the NFL Draft is before the season ends, and he hasn't even declared or signed an agent, but imma need the Giants to take a serious look at the Night King. He'd be the perfect replacement for Eli. We saw the arm strength last season and we know he excels in cold weather environments, but did y'all see how he did that Umber boy? I haven't seen a perfect spiral like that since Dan Marino's prime. We need that nikka on the squadDolorous Edd (or Dolorous Bread as I call him cause he stays with a few stacks on deck) had my man Tormund fukked up. He been had blue eyes. Why do you think Brienne is so sprung off dude? She's playing hard to get, but my mans sees right through her. Only natural a hoe from a place called the Sapphire Isle would be attracted to a trill nikka with some baby blue eyes and glorious beard. He's getting in those guts next episode, put money on itApparently Sam ain't know how the Mother of Dragons rolls, but he found out quick fast like Ramadan. She holds no punches and she ain't on that sentimental shyt. Oh, you're Randyll Tarly's kid? I killed that nikkaSam's over here thinking he'll be allowed to roll through for family reunion's now that his brother's the lord of his house. Dany was like "Yeah, about that..."She knew he was finna go cry in the crypt

we byke

 

[The Plug]

These probably the best cheeks shown in many seasons.

 

[Tasha And]

The after show. D&D were saying that John was slow to catch that he was a Targ since it is believed that only Targs can ride dragons.

Then Dany is even slower since she doesn’t seem caught off guard that a non Targ (in her head) is riding a dragon.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Dany comes from a long, complicated, troublesome lineage of crazy Targaryen kings that have ruled Westeros for 300yrs since Aegons conquest. Her own father was a psycho king. So anytime someone pulls up to Westeros with White hair and a dragon, naturally folks are gonna be like



Night King was definitely a Stark.....or at least rumor has it.

The Starks are descendants of the Night King through the "Nights King" the 13th Lord Commander of the Nights Watch. Thousands of years ago he had sex with a female White Walker and gave her his seed.



His brother King Bran "The Breaker" Stark of winterfell killed the Lord Commander(his own brother) and freed the Nights Watch from his control.


It's rumored and theorized that all the modern day Starks are descendants of that half white Walker/half Stark baby. The Starks are tied to ancient magic. But this is all speculation, theory and rumor. And it's all complicated because the "Nights King" and "The Night King" are two different characters in the show and the books. Both connected to White Walkers though.

The mad king only went mad after he he was captured and tortured by some lord for years.

The kid that was on the wall, was the kid at the beginning asking for horses? I didnt add that up... how did he get that far so quick ? So who wrote the letter to Sansa saying they wont be returning since Jon isnt king anymore?





I thought it was explained that Cersei isnt really pregnant at all and shes just using a fake pregnancy to fool Tyrion to have pity for her and make him biased in towards saving her even in the wrong ? She even alludes to this sometime I want to say in season 6 or so (someone can correct) that she is now too old to have children





side bar on a serious discussion: Alcohol has been around for many centuries.. How did people in older centuries know not to drink while pregnant? And if they did drink while pregnant, why wernt more kids born with whats now known as Alcohol Fetal Syndrome? Im talking in and out of show.. (as Cersei is drinking wine, while allegedly already being pregnant) but in real life as well.. Wernt their be more Alcohol Fetal Syndrome kids (and later adults) in the world I doubt people in the 1600's had the foresight/medical knowledge to not drink every day while pregnant

Wine back then was severely watered down compared to the wine now. People drank wine like juice back then, it was safer than most water.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Then Dany is even slower since she doesn’t seem caught off guard that a non Targ (in her head) is riding a dragon.

Non targaryans can ride dragons.

Dragonrider

 

[daemonova]

 

[daemonova]

Non targaryans can ride dragons. Do you guys know anything about this snow. Plenty of non targs rode dragons during the dance of the dragons.

if you read #FireandBlood, it was rumored that the Targaryans was slinging they seed everywhere on Dragonstone and the Crownlands, so they went out chea and drafted anybody who looked like a Targaryan (silver hair, purple eyes), plus there were other Valarian households that followed the Targaryans across the Narrow Sea

 

[Kilgore Trout]

if you read #FireandBlood, it was rumored that the Targaryans was slinging they seed everywhere on Dragonstone and the Crownlands, so they went out chea and drafted anybody who looked like a Targaryan (silver hair, purple eyes), plus there were other Valarian households that followed the Targaryans across the Narrow Sea

Nettles was brown skinned

 

[MenacingMonk]

Good first ep. Felt like a regular episode, but the revelation and ending amped it up.

 

[daemonova]

 

[Biscayne]

The mad king only went mad after he he was captured and tortured by some lord for years.




Wine back then was severely watered down compared to the wine now. People drank wine like juice back then, it was safer than most water.

Yeah, he was captured by the Duskendales during the Duskendales Rebellion. But he showed small signs before that. And even then, before Arys The II(The Mad King) there's a whole line of "Mad" Targaryen kings who were unfit to rule. That's Dany's bloodline. I'm not saying Dany's guaranteed to go crazy, but it's in her. They say each time a Targaryen is born, the gods flip a coin and the world holds its breath. They're either sane component rulers or they're insane. Just look at the preview for the next episode. Dany was grilling Jamie. She told him

"Me and my brother used to fantasize about what we'd do to the man who killed our father"



She completely forgot that Jamie only killed her father because he threatened to burn down Kings Landing with the wildfire caches under the city. She got a lil bit of the Mad Queen in her.

 

[Biscayne]

if you read #FireandBlood, it was rumored that the Targaryans was slinging they seed everywhere on Dragonstone and the Crownlands, so they went out chea and drafted anybody who looked like a Targaryan (silver hair, purple eyes), plus there were other Valarian households that followed the Targaryans across the Narrow Sea

Yep. Like houses Valaryon, and Celtigar. Both are old houses from Valirya that came to Westeros before the doom.