Official F9 The Fast Saga Thread

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General Mills said:
I just got done watching this horseshyt :mjlol:


It was :blessed: So bad it was good and then bad again :mjgrin:


Roman is basically saying throughout the movie that they are on that bullshyt :mjlol:


Dom literally taking on 40 guys on a catwalk and he was giving them hands:russ: Then he literally hulks up and brings the fukking ceiling down:laff:


The whole space Fiero was just so much fukkery. Roman hit the NOS in orbit brehs and rammed a fukking satellite :dead:


Han getting reverse Thanos snapped and coming back to life :wow:

Roman gets shot at multiple times point blank and does not break a fingernail:lolbron:


Mia and Letty going hand to hand combat with trained killers and winning :gladbron:

Doms car with the V8 in the backseat:leon:


DK and Bow Wow looking washed :flabbynsick:

Cena looking like Guile from Street Fighter



I was thoroughly entertained by this foolishness
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Pretty much nails everything for me. Just watched it tonight and fukkery levels exceeded what I already had prepared for :dead:

I still don't understand the explanation about how Mr Nobody faked Hans death. Han was evading DK. So basically Mr Nobody knew that Deckard was going to tbone Han at that exact intersection, and set up the fake death lol.

But glad we got the post credit scene with Han and Statham. I guess that will maybe set up 10 with Han going after Deckard's brother Owen for killing Wonder Woman. :pachaha:
 
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General Mills said:
He brought up how improbable it was that he survived multiple point blank shots. He shows his jacket that shows all of the hits.


Then they just dropped the issue. Why even mention it if you are not going to at least half ass explain it away. Say he was wearing Some kind of special polymer vest infused with NOS that deflects bullets or some shyt. I was :dwillhuh:


I’m not even going to touch the magnets foolishness . I just let them have all of that magical fukkery:hubie:
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I have been saying for years that these movies are now sci-fi. I mean the star wars universe is far more realistic than the F&F one.
 
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