Official Euphoria Season 1 Thread

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Are the writers going to win an Emmy? Cause that's the entire point you fukking dikkhead. The question was "Do you even know how to discern writing?" You responded with Zendaya's performance. Thank you for answering my question. You don't fukking know.

Actually, yeah.. she isn't pulling this performance out of thin air. The writers are giving her what to work with and the show itself gonna be nominated in the best drama category most likely.

You being this emotional about an opinion tho lol

 

[Norrin Radd]

I can already tell some of yall gonna be in here every week complaining like somebody’s forcing you to watch it

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Cassie’s titties bouncing in the opening sequence

 

[Brandeezy]

This show got the best soundtrack on TV

 

[satam55]

Damn her mama let her go out the house like that.

No wonder she’s the way she is.

 

[PoorAndDangerous]

Yes, this really is the worst part of the show for me. Nate just isn't smart enough to be pulling off these elaborate supervillain schemes that require having THREE different people lie to the cops for him on the same day. If even one of them doesn't cooperate, the whole thing collapses.

I just can't buy that the 22 year old man that he beat up (not raped) from the first episode would let himself get manipulated by some high school student. You'd have to be stupid to fall for that.

I also just can't believe that Jules would realistically believe that any one would charge her for child porno, when she's obviously underaged herself. So, instead she's going to commit a REAL crime by lying to the cops and sending some random guy to jail?

Nate's plan only works if he's confident enough to count on the people being manipulated to be a bunch of morons.

Underage people get charged with child pornography for texting nudes all the time. The thing is Nate would get in trouble theoretically because he's in possession of it. That 22 year old cat allowing himself to be blackmailed is unbelievable. I would've went to the cops and just told them everything that happened (the truth) to get ahead of the lies.

 

[kdslittlebro]

Idk what made me watch this, but I’m 3 eps in and can’t wait to get caught up

 

[KalKal]

Underage people get charged with child pornography for texting nudes all the time. The thing is Nate would get in trouble theoretically because he's in possession of it. That 22 year old cat allowing himself to be blackmailed is unbelievable. I would've went to the cops and just told them everything that happened (the truth) to get ahead of the lies.

As someone pointed out above, Jules is actually a boy with his shirt off. Those topless photos are the equivalent to Bob Paulson from Fight Club.

 

[Sauce Dab]

I can already tell some of yall gonna be in here every week complaining like somebody’s forcing you to watch it

“Not enjoying it but I’ll stick with it “
Like why tf you wasting your damn time on it then :RussellMartBrook:

 

[The Villain]

Finally caught up.

I'm glad somebody finally told Cassie what was what. Stop being a fukkin thot if you don't want to be treated like one. I felt sorry for her when they first showed the video and she played dumb when McKay asked about it. I know what shame feels like. But when your go to move is "do thot shyt and then play dumb about what youre doing" nah gtfo. I can't stand women like that. In real life she might be better for it now that someone was finally honest w/ her, but with this show her downward spiral has only just begun.

McKay stupid as fukk too. Need to get in where he fit in and get him a cute, square broad like Lexi to match his personality. His self worth is too tied up in Cassie titties and the football field.

Gia probably bout to end up worse than Rue ever was.

Can't wait to see what this diabolical ass mf Nate got cooking next week. They should've dropped Hate Me Now when him and Maddie walked into the party.

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

Last nights episode was good at building tension but a few moments took me out of it.

Y’all already know how I feel about McKay pledging a cac frat but his history with a lil cac kid calling him the n word and the frat bros barging in on him make me hate the writing about him even more.

Also, at how Nate is getting away with shyt. Why the fukk is a 22 year old scared to call the police on him? Should’ve done that ASAP. Also, invest in some security you idiot.

Lastly Nate blackmailing Jules makes no sense. Even if she can get charged as a minor he would go down too for the pics. She’s stupid to give in to him cuz he can keep holding that shyt over her head.

One more thing, narrator Rue being dead theories might be true. She has knowledge of things that she wasn’t there to witness.

 

[Sauce Dab]

Finally caught up.

I'm glad somebody finally told Cassie what was what. Stop being a fukkin thot if you don't want to be treated like one. I felt sorry for her when they first showed the video and she played dumb when McKay asked about it. I know what shame feels like. But when your go to move is "do thot shyt and then play dumb about what youre doing" nah gtfo. I can't stand women like that. In real life she might be better for it now that someone was finally honest w/ her, but with this show her downward spiral has only just begun.

McKay stupid as fukk too. Need to get in where he fit in and get him a cute, square broad like Lexi to match his personality.

I wonder could that be a thing in the future
They did have a little moment at that party

 

[ML29]

I wonder could that be a thing in the future
They did have a little moment at that party

I thought about that moment for second too, but Lexi seems to be waiting to swoop in on Rue as soon her Jules inevitably breakup. it’s possible tho, there’s could a reason he was the only person who thought her costume was legit impressive.

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

I feel almost like it HAS to happen @ this point...they made his character far too invincible

*edit*

since jules already mentioned that tyler hooked up w/ maddie in the pool and the police/detectives already feel that the story as a whole is fishy...tyler may fukk around and just tell the entire truth which would lead to nate doing some serious time...esp. if jules is re-questioned and let’s them know that nate was blackmailing “her”...police may also be lenient w/ her in that case and may not charge her for giving the false statement...imagine that—charges for assault on tyler and maddie...breaking and entering on 2 occasions...blackmailing jules...his aspiring football career would be done and the family name would be mud...that shyt would be worse than death

this show is all over the place tho...I just want to see the other shoe drop

Too late for all that. They’re going to keep going with this Nate being a creepy criminal mastermind angle.

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

Can't believe I'm asking this, but...Did dude really get raped?

No. They just did some gay cac simulated stuff. And these are the people he wants to be affiliated with. McKay is a fukking loser man. You hate to see it.