Of all the Warriors in history Samurai have the dopest combat armor

The Dust King

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I remember smoking weed before going to watch The Last Samurai in the theaters and some Asian dudes and a nikka nerd were dressed in them suits in the snack line.

Me and my boys were crackin up but they didn’t know we were laughing at them.

Good times.

:lolbron:

so you went to the movies in 2003 with your boys to watch a tom cruise movie about samurais?

:dame:

while snickering at another black man

:mjpls:

did you invite @rbksNgirbauds

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@portcityplaya i know you ain’t sleeping on my Aztec nikkas. Tell me you don’t wanna wear this Jaguar armor

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You have to admit that their metal armor/faceplates were dope tho:wow:


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Their descendents are just as ruthless:merchant:
Actually, I’d argue that you are talking about Cortez’s descendants . Never been to Mexico, but I’ve heard the pure(er) bred natives live in isolated communities peacefully in the deserts and coasts. The Aztec still getting terrorized til this day.:francis:


It takes a certain type of person:mjpls: to do what the cartels are doing, if you catch my drift...
 

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Just watched the age of samurai on Netflix. These samurai were ruthless basically Vikings with better armor and weapons.

They were really committing seppeku because they’re honor was tainted :deadmanny:

Be assassinated for being an Uber scum bag brehs.

:russ: Makes me wonder if his main dudes even liked him like that.

The doc made Tokugawa seem like a snake in the cut

And Toyotomi who I thought was a loyal goon was quick to take out the traitor after Oda got clapped but he turned the situation in to a come up and was like :mjgrin: "It's my time..." and gave no fukks about serving Oda's bloodline.
 

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Bushido didn't really become a thing until after the Tokugawa Shogunate was established after the Sengoku Era. Before then Samurai ain't have no issues killing women, kids, old people, raping...basically they was vikings with more status and prettier armor. After Toyotomi fukked up and got the samurai's ass kicked in Korea as a class they en masse lost the appetite for war. After the Shogunate came round they all started writing poetry and romanticizing their war exploits.

Its just like the Shinobi/Ninja... Most of them nikkas was farmers and peasants no some elite group of ultra spies.

Yeah, modern versions of samurai are a bit romanticized. If anything they were more like European knights in “Game of Thrones”. Burning, murdering innocents and sacking villages were common. I even heard if you didnt bow to a samurai as he walked past, he could execute you for showing dishonor.

Codes of Chivalry and Bushido seem to only apply to other knights/samurai or those of higher rank.
 
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