Of all the batshyt crazy things that have happened in MCU, this is the craziest (eternals spoilers)

[The axe murderer]

Marvel gods are pretty pathetic. Loki is a god and hulk and Thanos treated him like Toad in X-Men. Odin's entire family takes L after L.

All the Nordic / Greek / white gods are pathetic.
The Egyptian gods were sonned by some random mortal.

At least a pre-powered darkseid took like 5 armies and other Greek and thymscarian gods to fall back lol

Panther God NEEDS to show out. Its looking terrible for these earth based pantheons

 

[PharaohAtem]

Don't remind me how they robbed that man in his own introduction. He definitely should have ran through Egypt with the All Black and cleaned those clowns up.

Low key, MCU Bast needs his ass whooped too after the shyt that happened in Wakanda Forever.

Let's not get out of pocket now

 

[LordDeathwatch]

Let's not get out of pocket now

I didn't see you or your squad in Moon Knight so you should be good. Just keep your head down unless you want to be reincarnated again.

 

[Diunx]

This shyt was so forgettable that I forgot Jon TARGARYAN was part of the MCU

 

[Bboystyle]

This shyt was so forgettable that I forgot Jon TARGARYAN was part of the MCU

movie was a snooze fest which sucks because the celestial gods and Arishem was introduced.

 

[Kaydigi]

The illest scene in the entire MCU was Samuel L Jackon in the armored SUV trying to withstand that battering ram, tension was high as fukk in the theater…. Followed by the Winter Soldier coming through on some M Bison shyt ..

 

[Geek Nasty]

I like Ant Man but the super power really fukks up the superhero scale. It’s like Quick Silver. Those are insta-god powers.

 

[mastermind]

Probably the biggest fumble/miss-step with MCU is how they handle all the post blip shyt imo. Especially in Falcon & Winter Soldier. That young chick was a terrorist sure but her ideology and what she was doing is the exact kinda stuff they should have been showing more of. Half the world gone, ofc culture gonna change, everything from immigration and work gonna change quick but then you basically reset 5 years later completely displacing a MASSIVE amount of ppl...ofc there's gonna be war and strife brehs.

You throw shyt like this in and I'm surprised the world governments still functioning like shyt is normal lmao like what?

This is why I wish they had a series showing the adventures of Hawkeye during the blip. Man lost his mind.

 

[The axe murderer]

All I'm thinking is..... How is galactus gonna top this?
This mf arishem appeared and EVERYONE must have seen that thinking that was judgement day. Especially after

A stillborn Celestial bursting from the Earth's core and then becoming a brand new Celestial shaped expansive wintry mountain range in the middle of the Indian Ocean happens and doesn't cause untold amounts of damage to the rest of the planet.
That is the craziest thing that has happened in the MCU.

THIS shyt RIGHT here. Everything else cept the world terraforming into literal hell will look mundane.... And its all just ignored

 

[The axe murderer]

Breh

This is literally a structure on the earths surface now and was in the process of cracking the entire earth and imploding it…nobody ackowledges it




Meanwhile, in San Francisco

There was one dope theory i read

 

[MajesticLion]

The Council of Godheads, Omnipotence City, Chaos gods, Fear Lords, the Infinite Embassy, Hell Lords, The Devils' Advocacy, The One Below All(!), Celestials...



...and the MCU decides to go with the Eternals, who nobody cares nor bothers to read about unless it's to tackle insomnia.