I remember being forced to watch the boring Armand Asante USA tv joint in high school and I think everyone in class was in agreement that this dude was a POS.
Reading the Odyssey and other works about him and it doesn’t touch the surface how big of a shyt head pos lucky son of a bytch he is.
1. Poseidon is pissed at the Greeks for one reason or another and won’t let the Greeks sail to Troy. Odysseus comes up with a plan to sacrifice Agamemnon King of the Greeks daughter to the Gods. Agamemnon being a scumbag himself is cool with it but he knows his wife and daughter won’t be. So Odysseus comes up with a trick and lying to the mother saying they are gonna marry her to Achilles. The daughter gets all dolled up and turns up expecting to marry Michael Jordan and catches a knife to the throat instead.
2. After Achilles is killed the Greeks debate over who should get the armor of Achilles. If Achilles was MJ, then Ajax was Lebron or Kobe. Clearly the second best Greek fighter in the world, and pretty much saved the Greeks from losing the war. This wasn’t any armor either but armor forged by Hephaestus and invulnerable to damage. So naturally you would assume the second best guy would get it. Instead Odysseus suggests a speech contest, a verbal battle about how great they and their deeds are. Obviously Ajax been averaging a quadruple double on immaculate efficiency and should get it right? One catch, Athena the God of trifling bytches comes down and sways the committee to give Odysseus the armor. Ajax kills himself in shame so the Greeks are essentially game 7 of the NBA finals without their best players.
3. The Greeks are about to give up and go home but Odysseus finally contributes to the war effort and comes up with the Trojan horse. Now we all know that story but what they don’t emphasize is how bytch made this was considered in ancient literature. The Greeks and Romans considers this a fak move. Even then the only reason the Trojans don’t burn the shyt is because the Gods come down and have a sea monster eat anyone that touches the horse
4. So the Greeks start sacking Troy. An ancient beautiful city burnt down and people killed or enslaved . Even the illiad and Odyssey make it clear this is a sad event. But Odysseus still has to show he is the goat scumbag. Remember Achilles? Yeah he had a 12 year old son that showed up in the Greek camp named Neoptolemus. The rest of the Greek generals don’t know what to do with him but GOAT scumbag does. He takes the boy into the city with him and knowing he had God strength like his daddy has him kill Priam the king of the Trojans, an 80 year feeble man who was cowering at the base of Apollos statue. He then has him kill Hector the prince of Troy’s 2 year old son and enslave his wife. Why doesn’t Odysseus do this himself? Because he knows that killing defenseless royal people and in the presence of a Gods effigy would likely piss off the Gods and he didn’t want that heat. He gave it to a 12 year old boy.
So you can pretty much see that everything Odysseus has accomplished is because the Gods put the battery in his back, but we not finished, the goat scumbag fukkery isn’t over. Wait for part 2
Reading the Odyssey and other works about him and it doesn’t touch the surface how big of a shyt head pos lucky son of a bytch he is.
1. Poseidon is pissed at the Greeks for one reason or another and won’t let the Greeks sail to Troy. Odysseus comes up with a plan to sacrifice Agamemnon King of the Greeks daughter to the Gods. Agamemnon being a scumbag himself is cool with it but he knows his wife and daughter won’t be. So Odysseus comes up with a trick and lying to the mother saying they are gonna marry her to Achilles. The daughter gets all dolled up and turns up expecting to marry Michael Jordan and catches a knife to the throat instead.
2. After Achilles is killed the Greeks debate over who should get the armor of Achilles. If Achilles was MJ, then Ajax was Lebron or Kobe. Clearly the second best Greek fighter in the world, and pretty much saved the Greeks from losing the war. This wasn’t any armor either but armor forged by Hephaestus and invulnerable to damage. So naturally you would assume the second best guy would get it. Instead Odysseus suggests a speech contest, a verbal battle about how great they and their deeds are. Obviously Ajax been averaging a quadruple double on immaculate efficiency and should get it right? One catch, Athena the God of trifling bytches comes down and sways the committee to give Odysseus the armor. Ajax kills himself in shame so the Greeks are essentially game 7 of the NBA finals without their best players.
3. The Greeks are about to give up and go home but Odysseus finally contributes to the war effort and comes up with the Trojan horse. Now we all know that story but what they don’t emphasize is how bytch made this was considered in ancient literature. The Greeks and Romans considers this a fak move. Even then the only reason the Trojans don’t burn the shyt is because the Gods come down and have a sea monster eat anyone that touches the horse
4. So the Greeks start sacking Troy. An ancient beautiful city burnt down and people killed or enslaved . Even the illiad and Odyssey make it clear this is a sad event. But Odysseus still has to show he is the goat scumbag. Remember Achilles? Yeah he had a 12 year old son that showed up in the Greek camp named Neoptolemus. The rest of the Greek generals don’t know what to do with him but GOAT scumbag does. He takes the boy into the city with him and knowing he had God strength like his daddy has him kill Priam the king of the Trojans, an 80 year feeble man who was cowering at the base of Apollos statue. He then has him kill Hector the prince of Troy’s 2 year old son and enslave his wife. Why doesn’t Odysseus do this himself? Because he knows that killing defenseless royal people and in the presence of a Gods effigy would likely piss off the Gods and he didn’t want that heat. He gave it to a 12 year old boy.
So you can pretty much see that everything Odysseus has accomplished is because the Gods put the battery in his back, but we not finished, the goat scumbag fukkery isn’t over. Wait for part 2
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It’s a cave of course and they could easily be trapped there. Odysseus the GOAT scumbag instead says “Nah let’s wait and see who owns this joint.” Keep in mind this is a world where monsters are known to exist and Odysseus wants to chill in a cave. So the owner comes back and it’s a 20 foot Cyclops who promptly moves a boulder over the entrance. Odysseus and his guys are trapped with a man eating monster who begins to eat them.
The cyclops being the literal son of Poseidon called down a curse on Odysseus and his men. Now you could say “how was he supposed to know the cyclops would call down a curse on him?” Well, while drunk the Cyclops had asked Odysseus name and he told him “nobody” because Odysseus knew you could curse someone with a name. Odysseus the GOAT dumbass forgot this because he couldn’t help stunting.
But it wasn’t the last time he couldn’t help stunting
