NYC brehs, what the hell has been going on in the Bronx lately?

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NYC is a fukking daycare center compared to how it was in the 80's/90's.

fakkit ass hippies walking around in former kill zones with their hands in each others back pocket while eating cranappleberrry sorbets & admiring the curbside artwork of Maay Oh'Naise, the friendly neighborhood transgender panhandler who makes statues out of used tampons & Starbucks cup holders.
 

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mott haven is the deep deep dirty south bronx :pachaha:

the more i get to know the bx tho the more nice neighborhoods i see. the dark blue area on the lower right(except for co-op city) is nice and so is the green on the upper right. the light blue on the upper left is also nice. the van cortland area isnt bad either. i live in the bedford park area which isnt terrible but does have some ratchetness. that whole lower left tho is bad. the pink on the upper center is bad too(edenwald, williamsbridge, olinville)
 

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mott haven is the deep deep dirty south bronx :pachaha:

the more i get to know the bx tho the more nice neighborhoods i see. the dark blue area on the lower right(except for co-op city) is nice and so is the green on the upper right. the light blue on the upper left is also nice. the van cortland area isnt bad either. i live in the bedford park area which isnt terrible but does have some ratchetness. that whole lower left tho is bad. the pink on the upper center is bad too(edenwald, williamsbridge, olinville)
I don't understand why anyone would want to live in co-op city, shyt looks like a dystopia.

while i was looking for an apartment i found out marble hill is technically considered manhattan :ohhh:
Yeah, it used to be attached to the rest of Manhattan.
 

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while i was looking for an apartment i found out marble hill is technically considered manhattan :ohhh:
Culturally, it's an extension of Washington Heights because it's got a lot of Dominicans.

That's what they say to get higher prices, BUT that Harlem River and Broadway bridge says different.

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It's definitely the Bronx, 100%. Anyone telling you that is just gassing your head.
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Kind of like cacs saying Columbia University isn't in Harlem, but rather Morningside Heights...
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That shyt is in Harlem...
 

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Culturally, it's an extension of Washington Heights because it's got a lot of Dominicans.

That's what they say to get higher prices, BUT that Harlem River and Broadway bridge says different.

Marble_Hill.png


It's definitely the Bronx, 100%. Anyone telling you that is just gassing your head.
:steviej:

Kind of like cacs saying Columbia University isn't in Harlem, but rather Morningside Heights...
:wtf:
That shyt is in Harlem...

nah brehette

Marble Hill is the neighborhood which makes up the northernmost part of the borough of Manhattanin New York City, United States. Although it is politically part of Manhattan and New York County, because of the construction of the Harlem Ship Canal in 1895, it became an island in the Harlem River. In 1914, the Harlem was filled in on the north side of the new island of Marble Hill, connecting it to the North American mainland contiguous with The Bronx.[2] Because of this change in geography, Marble Hill is often associated with The Bronx; for instance, it is part of two of The Bronx's Community Board Districts. Broadway is the area’s primary thoroughfare.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marble_Hill,_Manhattan
 
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It's not just Mott Haven, shyt seems to be happening everywhere.

BROWNSVILLE


Question for anyone here familiar with NYCHA, do you get any choice as to where you're put? I notice there are projects in the nice parts of Manhattan too, but I'm sure they're in high demand.
 

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Wikipedia is NOT a source for anything in real life. You know that right?

The HARLEM RIVER is what separates the Bronx from Manhattan.

Cacs interested in getting higher rents and "gentrifying" the neighborhood probably typed that shyt.

Cacs are gonna cac, but according to the NYC Government, the USGS and the USPS (zip code 10463) it's OFFICIALLY the Bronx.

Here's the map originally posted

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Here's a NYC government map:

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It's been the Bronx and it's going to be the Bronx...

And all the caccification in the world won't change that!

Next thing you'll be telling me that Jesus was a cac!

You do know that cacs have a hard time accepting reality???:lolbron::stopitslime:

Of course they'll call it Manhattan, but all the mail going to Marble Hill is ADDRESSED to Bronx, NY 10463 ...:camby:I'm a legit intelligent grown Black woman, please don't try to school me on anything other than mayonnaise and dog hairs...
 
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It's not just Mott Haven, shyt seems to be happening everywhere.

Either Mott Haven or Brownsville.


Question for anyone here familiar with NYCHA, do you get any choice as to where you're put? I notice there are projects in the nice parts of Manhattan too, but I'm sure they're in high demand.

no, you can do preference by borough but you cant choose development. besides the nice one would be waitlisted like crazy. manhattan will be the toughest boro to get placement in obviously, staten island you could probably get a place by tomorrow :mjlol:
 

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:mjlol::russ:
Wikipedia is NOT a source for anything in real life. You know that right?

The HARLEM RIVER is what separates the Bronx from Manhattan.

Cacs interested in getting higher rents and "gentrifying" the neighborhood probably typed that shyt.

Cacs are gonna cac, but according to the NYC Government, the USGS and the USPS (zip code 10463) it's OFFICIALLY the Bronx.

Here's the map originally posted

bronx.gif


Here's a NYC government map:

http://
www.nyc.gov/html/dcp/gif/neigh_info/bx08.gif

move to marble hill, file a civil lawsuit, and let me know what happens


hint: you aint getting a bronx jury
 
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