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I could survive a bite long enough to kill the beast and get airlifted to the hospital. :umad: You have no idea how hard i choke and how easily i could squeeze the life out of one of these dumb animals. You've never seen a rear naked choke performed on this beast so what you're saying is unrealistic rubbish. Their bite is weaker then a house cat from what im reading. Sorry.

The world's largest living lizard, the fearsome Komodo dragon, has a bite weaker than a house cat's, researchers say.

Though known for killing prey much larger than itself, the Komodo relies on its razor-sharp teeth, strong neck muscles, and "space frame" skull to subdue its prey, according to a new study.



Using computer models, researchers from Australia's University of New South Wales analyzed a Komodo specimen from the Australian Museum in Sydney.

Measuring the forces and composition of the lizard's skull, the researchers found that its jaw is not designed for crushing.

"The bite is really quite incredibly weak for such a big lizard—less than you'd expect from the average house cat," said Stephen Wroe, an author of the study, which was recently published in the Journal of Anatomy.

If a Komodo actually tried to crush prey with its jaws, like crocodiles do, "it would break its own skull," he said.

The Komodo dragon, a type of monitor lizard, can grow up to 10 feet (3 meters) long and is native to the Indonesian islands that include Komodo and Flores (see map).

Listed as a vulnerable species by the World Conservation Union, about 4,000 to 5,000 Komodos remain in the wild.

Still a Precision Killing Machine

Despite its flimsy bite, the researchers said, the Komodo has other physical traits in its favor that make it an able predator.

"What's really interesting is that it has a lightweight skull and weak jaw, but it has optimized the way the skull structure and material is arranged," Wroe said.

Likening the lizard's skull to the design of a bridge, Wroe said its "space frame" structure "uses minimal amounts of material to resist forces."



So all this talk of escaping its bite are false. Its bite is pathetically weak. I stomp on that dudes head with some timberlands and its over. Its skull is pathetically weak. To me it would be like stomping on egg shells. What you dont understand is most people think like you, cowardly. They see a beast like this and think more about escaping then standing their ground and facing the beast. Many lives could have been saved if there wasnt that bytch in them telling them *you're gonna die, you better run* This animal is alot less dangerous then a viking. I have nothing to fear here.
It doesn't matter if the jaws are weak because they're used for tearing, not crushing. They don't need strong jaws because as your article says, they have razor sharp teeth and powerful neck muscles. So one could easily strip the flesh from your bone and your choke wouldn't do shyt to an animal with that type of cartilage and musculature in its neck. It would bite you, envenomate you, and slap earth, wind, and fire out of you with its powerful tail and it would be a wrap.
 

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:russ: at mowgs in this thread...

nagas do not want beef with a group whose CULTURE and EVERYDAY LIFE is about violence.

a viking get in a clinch they not playing fair, they goin for a bite of that neck, straight human filet style, or try and rip ya dikk off... you not really bout that life. you wouldnt bite a nikkaz neck and rip its throat out to stay alive.

or maybe you would :ehh: but i doubt it

fighting was life and death to these people. we wake up and do 40-hour a week jobs while they wake up stomachs on growl thinking bout who they gonna mush out 24/7/365 lol... two totally different mentalities homey

im not sayin who would or wouldnt win cuz i dont know for sure, but i do know you cant just dismiss a group of warriors like its nothing. aint gonna be any wrestling... youre gonna have to knock them unconscious and then probably kill them. can you do that?

at best it's going to be a headache and at the minimum, youre somebodies lunch.

Meanwhile im just standing there letting him grab my dikk and bite at me right? :snoop: One knee to a vikings gut hes thinking about self preservation not how my flesh taste. All biting it going to do is piss me off. Been there done that. It had no effect on me cept made me punch them while they were unconcious. Dont bite. It may get you killed instead of beat into a coma.
 

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Meanwhile im just standing there letting him grab my dikk and bite at me right? :snoop: One knee to a vikings gut hes thinking about self preservation not how my flesh taste. All biting it going to do is piss me off. Been there done that. It had no effect on me cept made me punch them while they were unconcious. Dont bite. It may get you killed instead of beat into a coma.

i think youre biggest problem would be that you yelling "time out you can't bite and no eye gouging" would mean dik.
 

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im not sayin who would or wouldnt win cuz i dont know for sure, but i do know you cant just dismiss a group of warriors like its nothing. aint gonna be any wrestling... youre gonna have to knock them unconscious and then probably kill them. can you do that?
all fooling aside THIS is the crux of my argument. I don't know mowgli might be able to down a viking (if the writing on the bathroom wall means anything he apparently can down at least that). I'm just saying i don't think it'll be the walk in the park he thinks it will be.
 

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Ill take my chances, what about you? :ld: You gonna get chased till you exhausted n just lay there trying not to move so it doesnt eat you to viciously?
Depends on the weapon, terrain, animal, etc.

Obviously if im cornered im goin out like tony montana :to:
 

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i think youre biggest problem would be that you yelling "time out you can't bite and no eye gouging" would mean dik.

Why would i say that? I've had someone bite my arm before. Its nothin. I expect that from someone whos about to be unconcious. YOu should be asking whats he gonna do when i drive my knee into his stomach so hard his skin is poking through his back. Its easy to say *o ill grab ur nuts* *o ill grab ur eyes* *o ill bite you* , till you get punched in the face, kicked in the ribs, kneed in the stomach. The fact that teeth, scratching, clawing, eye and nut grabbing is the only offense you have for these people shows that deep down you recognize these are inferior human beings.
 

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:russ: at mowgs in this thread...

nagas do not want beef with a group whose CULTURE and EVERYDAY LIFE is about violence.

a viking get in a clinch they not playing fair, they goin for a bite of that neck, straight human filet style, or try and rip ya dikk off... you not really bout that life. you wouldnt bite a nikkaz neck and rip its throat out to stay alive.

or maybe you would :ehh: but i doubt it

fighting was life and death to these people. we wake up and do 40-hour a week jobs while they wake up stomachs on growl thinking bout who they gonna mush out 24/7/365 lol... two totally different mentalities homey

im not sayin who would or wouldnt win cuz i dont know for sure, but i do know you cant just dismiss a group of warriors like its nothing. aint gonna be any wrestling... youre gonna have to knock them unconscious and then probably kill them. can you do that?

at best it's going to be a headache and at the minimum, youre somebodies lunch.

:wrist:
 

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It doesn't matter if the jaws are weak because they're used for tearing, not crushing. They don't need strong jaws because as your article says, they have razor sharp teeth and powerful neck muscles. So one could easily strip the flesh from your bone and your choke wouldn't do shyt to an animal with that type of cartilage and musculature in its neck. It would bite you, envenomate you, and slap earth, wind, and fire out of you with its powerful tail and it would be a wrap.

Thats an opinion based on what it would do to you. Its skull is like paper under my feet. I tear it with stomps. I kick it in the jaw with timberland boots. This is not an animal known for its aggressive fighting techniques. This is a snake like reptile. It cant hold me with its bite. To tear into my flesh i have to already be incapacitated. Not happening. Especially not while im givin that thing kicks that break ribs, to its face and knees to the head that turn its skull into abstract art. Stop it.
 

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I don't know much about these ancieng fockers, but I am curious. Their descendants are modern day Germans?

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