Julius Skrrvin
I be winkin' through the scope
Mowgli would probably lure the dragon into a colder environment where it moves really slow and then body it with a rear naked choke 
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Alright Mowgli you vs. a 10 foot long (including tail) Komodo dragon. No weapons, no holds barred in a UFC octagon. What happens?
This is a rather stupid beast that is overrated in the media and among bytch ass nikkas like you but can be easily conquered with quick movement. The objective of this beast isnt to chomp you to death but to bite you a couple times and infect you with its demonic saliva. Over the course of days it will then stalk you until you are weak enough for it to attack and devour.
To defeat this pathetic animal is simple. Avoid its mouth. Its bite is like a puppet mouth. Not strong. They attack in packs for a reason. They're pathetic. It really has no other point of attack that will demoralize my mind. I push its head into the dirt which will allow me to take its back and secure a rear naked choke. I mean if you want you can push and hold its face in the ground while you drop knees on its soft little head which will render it stunned and begin the process of expiration. Actually, after taking its back you can pretty much do whatever you want. The neck is very long and exposed. A genetic weakness not developed for defense from Brazillian Jiujitsu Brown Belts. I would take its back and secure a rear naked choke or place both my hands on the back of its neck, do kind of a mini hand stand on its neck and drop both knees into its back repeatedly. The downward crushing power of my knees would demoralize and reduce it to rag doll physics. Hopefully, it could escape and slither away from me understanding its place in the animal kingdom
cleanface coney
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ALOTTA nikkaZ EXPOSIN THEYSELVES
YALL FORGET MARTIAL ARTS AND SELF DEFENSE IS MENTAL FIRST
SAYIN YOU CANT GAURANTEES YOU ALREADY LOST
fukk A KANGAROO,VIKIN, AND A BEAR LOL I DONT KNOW ABOUT A BEAR WITH CLAWS THOUGH
THAT LIL nikka WAS PLAYIN WIT THE KANGAROO- THAT KANGAROO WOULD BE SLEEP BEFORE HE KNOW IT
VIKING- EHH THEM nikkaS JUST LOOK SCARY THEY STILL HUMANS
YALL FORGET MARTIAL ARTS AND SELF DEFENSE IS MENTAL FIRST
SAYIN YOU CANT GAURANTEES YOU ALREADY LOST
fukk A KANGAROO,VIKIN, AND A BEAR LOL I DONT KNOW ABOUT A BEAR WITH CLAWS THOUGH
THAT LIL nikka WAS PLAYIN WIT THE KANGAROO- THAT KANGAROO WOULD BE SLEEP BEFORE HE KNOW IT
VIKING- EHH THEM nikkaS JUST LOOK SCARY THEY STILL HUMANS
You have to ask yourself, when trouble comes knocking in your door are you the type to answer with that thing or are you the type to be found hiding in a closet looking up at your assailants like
If you are then the statements in this thread probably sound unrealistic to you.
cleanface coney
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You have to ask yourself, when trouble comes knocking in your door are you the type to answer with that thing or are you the type to be found hiding in a closet looking up at your assailants like
yea i read the whole thing
they act like what you was saying was so crazy
Brown_Pride
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for the benefit of...mankind.
How would you handle a lion...male...with a hurt left paw.
Remember he's hurt, but does that make him or dangerous...or less.
How would you handle a lion...male...with a hurt left paw.
Remember he's hurt, but does that make him or dangerous...or less.
My buddy and i were liftin yesterday and im like a bruh, you think you could kill a viking in hand to hand combat. He looked at me like
Hes like "them dudes were only 5'8 - 5'9, maybe 6'0 on occasion and didnt even eat every day. I would be their worst nightmare" I again realized how bytch the company i keep online is.If it had to be done id need a rambo knife to claim victory. The actor who played Tarzan once killed a lion on set with a large dagger. Im sure i could kick his ass so an injured lion and me with a Rambo knife should be sufficient. Unarmed, i believe i have entered the limits of my physical form.
Brown_Pride
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how about a panther name Shere Khan?
I need a Rambo knife. Angry felines are too feral for hand to hand combat. They move too much and the only thing that can really put them down is being stabbed. Not slashed. For these large beasts you must actually pucture them into their internal organs to intimidate them. If the animal is very hungry, a slash or 2 is not going to quell its demonic rage of hunger. When it lunges, be calm and steady and let the animals kinetic force impale itself on a rambo knife that should be14 - 17 inches in length. With a double serrated edge i doubt it will have the hunger to continue as it realizes internal bleeding is not just a concept invented by human beings.
Julius Skrrvin
I be winkin' through the scope
The problem with getting close and personal with a huge animal like that is that you have to injure them mortally and then gtfo immediately. A panther, bear, tiger, whatever in its death throes could easily inflict a mortal wound on you as soon as you do the same to them.
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Fukk your corny debates
You are acting as if a komodo dragon is not pound for much stronger than a human being and they have the same anatomy as human being. You cannot just choke out a komodo dragon like a person. Their muscle is much more dense and fibrous. Even if you were to somehow manage to escape its jaws and powerful swinging tail to be in a position to try a rear choke, you would not be able to cut off its oxygen. They are not like people, with an exposed trachea covered by a thin layer of skin. They have folds of rubbery skin and dense cartilage and muscle under that. You wouldn't be able to apply enough pressure to its trachea before it shook you off and made you lunch.Also you are wrong about them just issuing their poisonous bite then waiting for their prey to die days later. They ambush large animals like deer and pigs and tear them to pieces then eat them alive. They have also eaten grown men. Lol@their jaws being weak. He's a vid of a dragon eating a large deer alive...
And that deer would work you, much less the dragon. You say you just have to avoid the "demonic saliva" like it's an easy task. How you gonna get in close and take it out with your bare hands and not get bit once? Once that toxin gets in you, it's a wrap.
Also, you neglected to account for its tail. They knock out deer and large wild boars with blows from their tail. You'd be trying to dodge the bites then that tail would come slap your hairline symmetrical when you didn't see it coming until you are rendered unconscious. Then it would shytting you out a few days later.
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I could survive a bite long enough to kill the beast and get airlifted to the hospital.
Also you are wrong about them just issuing their poisonous bite then waiting for their prey to die days later. They ambush large animals like deer and pigs and tear them to pieces then eat them alive. They have also eaten grown men. Lol@their jaws being weak. He's a vid of a dragon eating a large deer alive...
deer eaten alive by komodo dragon - YouTube
And that deer would work you, much less the dragon. You say you just have to avoid the "demonic saliva" like it's an easy task. How you gonna get in close and take it out with your bare hands and not get bit once? Once that toxin gets in you, it's a wrap.
Also, you neglected to account for its tail. They knock out deer and large wild boars with blows from their tail. You'd be trying to dodge the bites then that tail would come slap your hairline symmetrical when you didn't see it coming until you are rendered unconscious. Then it would shytting you out a few days later.
You have no idea how hard i choke and how easily i could squeeze the life out of one of these dumb animals. You've never seen a rear naked choke performed on this beast so what you're saying is unrealistic rubbish. Their bite is weaker then a house cat from what im reading. Sorry. The world's largest living lizard, the fearsome Komodo dragon, has a bite weaker than a house cat's, researchers say.
Though known for killing prey much larger than itself, the Komodo relies on its razor-sharp teeth, strong neck muscles, and "space frame" skull to subdue its prey, according to a new study.
Using computer models, researchers from Australia's University of New South Wales analyzed a Komodo specimen from the Australian Museum in Sydney.
Measuring the forces and composition of the lizard's skull, the researchers found that its jaw is not designed for crushing.
"The bite is really quite incredibly weak for such a big lizard—less than you'd expect from the average house cat," said Stephen Wroe, an author of the study, which was recently published in the Journal of Anatomy.
If a Komodo actually tried to crush prey with its jaws, like crocodiles do, "it would break its own skull," he said.
The Komodo dragon, a type of monitor lizard, can grow up to 10 feet (3 meters) long and is native to the Indonesian islands that include Komodo and Flores (see map).
Listed as a vulnerable species by the World Conservation Union, about 4,000 to 5,000 Komodos remain in the wild.
Still a Precision Killing Machine
Despite its flimsy bite, the researchers said, the Komodo has other physical traits in its favor that make it an able predator.
"What's really interesting is that it has a lightweight skull and weak jaw, but it has optimized the way the skull structure and material is arranged," Wroe said.
Likening the lizard's skull to the design of a bridge, Wroe said its "space frame" structure "uses minimal amounts of material to resist forces."
So all this talk of escaping its bite are false. Its bite is pathetically weak. I stomp on that dudes head with some timberlands and its over. Its skull is pathetically weak. To me it would be like stomping on egg shells. What you dont understand is most people think like you, cowardly. They see a beast like this and think more about escaping then standing their ground and facing the beast. Many lives could have been saved if there wasnt that bytch in them telling them *you're gonna die, you better run* This animal is alot less dangerous then a viking. I have nothing to fear here meanwhile you twisted your ankle stepping on an ant. Its so demonic.
Ill take my chances, what about you?
You gonna get chased till you exhausted n just lay there trying not to move so it doesnt eat you to viciously?
at mowgs in this thread...nagas do not want beef with a group whose CULTURE and EVERYDAY LIFE is about violence.
a viking get in a clinch they not playing fair, they goin for a bite of that neck, straight human filet style, or try and rip ya dikk off... you not really bout that life. you wouldnt bite a nikkaz neck and rip its throat out to stay alive.
or maybe you would
but i doubt itfighting was life and death to these people. we wake up and do 40-hour a week jobs while they wake up stomachs on growl thinking bout who they gonna mush out 24/7/365 lol... two totally different mentalities homey
im not sayin who would or wouldnt win cuz i dont know for sure, but i do know you cant just dismiss a group of warriors like its nothing. aint gonna be any wrestling... youre gonna have to knock them unconscious and then probably kill them. can you do that?
at best it's going to be a headache and at the minimum, youre somebodies lunch.