non troll story of an uncool blackout i had lastnight that lead to me quitting drinking for good

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some shyt happens like that to everyone once but don't stop drinking i hate it when pussies be like that. Just be more careful
 

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I'm sorry, I drink HEAVY! I have guzzled down an entire fifth of E&J and everything before. And I have NEVER been to the point where I don't remember what I did the night before. I have gotten to the most drunken stage you can get to, but I still remember what happened the night before. I don't know, I always think people are lying when they say they don't remember shyt, just so they can excuse the stupid shyt they may have done. :manny:
 

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I'll kill a fifth of vodka over the course of 12 hours if I'm not careful.

So I've grown careful.

Now I only drink enough to keep the withdrawal at bay. I'm talking like a 6 pack of Budweiser Dark Crown over the course of two or three days. Maybe buy a fifth of vodka every week or two which I still kill over the course of a weekend. If I go out, maybe a walk me down or two.

Rest of the time, I drink water in mass amounts and take milk thistle.

It's not about having or coping with a little addiction like alcohol or cigarettes or even caffeine or whatever. It's about the stuff being in ready supply and feeding that addiction when you don't have to.

Like I tell people about cigarettes. You smoke when you're bored, angry, after eating, after sex, when you taking a shyt, the littleset bit stressed. Sometimes you light a cigarette, take two hits and let it burn away.

If you only smoked when you actually have a craving, how little would you smoke?

I currently do 6 shots twice a week. And on the weekend I'll do 8-9 shots. So I drink three days a week, advice?
 

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For my drinkers in here...don't yall get hangovers? Have a hard time getting to work in the morning?

I used to drink pretty heavily in college, but once I graduated and got a full-time job I had to cut back to only weekends, otherwise I'd be :deadmanny: in the morning and probably end up being late every day.

Once I hit my mid twenties I cut back even more simply because even though my tolerance was still high, hangovers started getting worse. It's like I could drink moderately, not even enough to really be drunk, and then still fukk around and have a hangover in the morning. Like it's harder than ever to get drunk but easier to catch a hangover.:smh:

Basically, rather than blackouts, hangovers getting worse as I got older is why I cut way back on drinking.
 

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I currently do 6 shots twice a week. And on the weekend I'll do 8-9 shots. So I drink three days a week, advice?

as long as you're not drinking and it's wrecking your life or yourself, then you're fine.

Look at it this way: You just admitted to drinking 21 shots over the period of a week at the most.

there's 17 shots in a fifth.

so you're drinking a fifth of liquor and some change over the course of a week. That's pretty normal, IMHO.

If it's not hurting you physically, not hurting the people that care about you, hurting you financially and you're still able to function like a normal human being, I wouldn't even worry about it.
 

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For my drinkers in here...don't yall get hangovers? Have a hard time getting to work in the morning?

I used to drink pretty heavily in college, but once I graduated and got a full-time job I had to cut back to only weekends, otherwise I'd be :deadmanny: in the morning and probably end up being late every day.

Once I hit my mid twenties I cut back even more simply because even though my tolerance was still high, hangovers started getting worse. It's like I could drink moderately, not even enough to really be drunk, and then still fukk around and have a hangover in the morning. :smh:

Basically, rather than blackouts, hangovers getting worse as I got older is why I cut way back on drinking.

hangovers happen cause of impurities in the alcohol, dehydration and the sugar content of whatever it was you drank.

Beer, brown liquor, sugary shyt and gin will give you the worst hangovers imaginable. Think about how you sweat or piss and you can smell it coming out. Your body can't metabolize it. Your piss be brown, son. lmao

As you get older, your body has a harder time dealing with filtering that stuff out and dealing with dehydration.
 
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Allow me to join in on the Alcoholics Un-Anyonomous rollcall, as i too admit to be an alcoholic. or as i like to call it, a "social-alcoholic"

me and my boy (my best friend whose basically a brother from another mother), we have learned to describe ourselves in this manner bc the way we justify our heavily drinking escapades is that we always are drinking "socially" so as to not be considered true definition of alcholics. we both go to our fav bar at least 2 times a week, occasionally 3 or even 4 on certain weeks we just "feel like it.". this is same bar where i take most females that i meet, get a number and ask "you wanna get a drink sometime." the bartenders (all female) know were womanizers, and joke when we show up just the two of us like "oh so you guys dont have dates for once." bc they have such a great happy hour its basically the best place in miami to get your bang for your buck if you want to take a lady out and have them feelin nice by the end of the evening.

Oh yea and i only drink scotch, straight up on the rocks. on rare occasions i might have a red label with some sprite but typically its black label or when im feeling splurgy ill hit up the mCcallen. needless to say, alcohol has been heavy in my family for years, my grandparents were heavy drinkers which is probably why both my parents are heavy religious freaks....it truly does skip a generation i guess lol. anyway, im not some fat slob drinker whose obese or out of shape or as another person mention 'looks older.' i play basketball several times a week, exercise on my bike down the boardwalk often, very healthy.

ive always believed with all things you do in life, moderation is key. it may sound that i dont drink moderately but i do take care of myself all the times that im NOT drinking. thus why i use the term social-alcoholic. as long as im not sulking by my lonesome at home with a bottle to myself drinking my sorrows away, then ive fallen into the true dark stages of the game. until then.....stay thirsty my friends.
 

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I'm sorry, I drink HEAVY! I have guzzled down an entire fifth of E&J and everything before. And I have NEVER been to the point where I don't remember what I did the night before. I have gotten to the most drunken stage you can get to, but I still remember what happened the night before. I don't know, I always think people are lying when they say they don't remember shyt, just so they can excuse the stupid shyt they may have done. :manny:

Nah that shyt isnt a lie, I really wish I didnt black out cause sometimes waking up that next day can be the scariest feeling in the world. The idea of waking up and not being aware and in control of your actions isnt fun. The dumb shyt Ive done is very uncharecteristic of me when Im sober, idk alcohol just effects ppl differently I guess.
 

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liquor only scares me when I drink OD and wake up at like 7 in morning cleaning shyt without the slightest headache. Thats when I know I need a break :russ:
 

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bout to blackout in 3 hours :blessed:



but on the real i agree with many statements in here. it was much easier to drink in college, now i cut back to just weekends. i had a good period of a year and a half where i would blackout quite often, and after moving home i pinpointed the problem. weed and hard alc dont mix in large amounts :manny: i can hang out with my buddies play beer pong all night do some beer bongs and kill half a zip between a few of us and i never blackout. but you throw in hard alc and its game over. so usually when i know i am going to be consuming large amounts of hard alc such as a vegas trip or a club or whatever i take a few bong hits and a blunt at the most and havent blacked out since
 

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I'm about to blackout too brehs :blessed: I said my average, but I haven't drank since last Sunday, time to catchup :ahh: Last Sunday I had about 10 shots total. I'm due for 12-14 tonight.
 

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Maybe I'm too big to blackout but I've never. Got slapped from that dangerous hunnit proof though :whew:
 

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:myman::demonic:I've had several blackouts over the years. Mainly due to binge drinking. They started happening more and more frequently after a while. Kinda like a concussion I guess. Anyway, that shyt came to a halt last year. Got a fukking DUI. :snoop: I remember being at the bar slamming drinks, then I got a text from a group of chicks hanging at another bar asking me to stop by. Thats the last thing I remember from that night. I had to read the police report to get all of the details of that night. Apparently I got my dumbass into my car and tried to drive over to the other bar. On the way there I clipped a row of hedges and got stuck straddling a curb at an intersection. Had I been sober I could have easily freed the car. But I was too ripped to do anything. Someone called a cop, and the rest was history. The next thing I remember was waking up in a jail cell, at 4:00am like :patrice:.
Turns out I blew a .208. :mindblown:
 
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